3 word stories!

[Washougal_Otaku]

to play hockey

[EveofAbyss]

with the mighty

[Washougal_Otaku]

Vancouver Canucks.  They

[EveofAbyss]

are the most

[Washougal_Otaku]

unfortunate athletes ever

[EveofAbyss]

to grace the

[Washougal_Otaku]

nation of Canada

[Lit_of_Fey]

with an unexpected

[Washougal_Otaku]

shake and bake

[EveofAbyss]

of razzle dazzle

[Washougal_Otaku]

with flubbery grissle (sp?)

[EveofAbyss]

that stank like

[Washougal_Otaku]

the Camas papermill

[EveofAbyss]

on a hot

[Washougal_Otaku]

hot summer day

[TomtheFanboy]

. Chevy Chase runs

[Washougal_Otaku]

away from the

[Kimiski]

tiny turtle who

[Lit_of_Fey]

stole his important

[Kimiski]

black Book. He

[EveofAbyss]

couldn't believe that

[Lit_of_Fey]

the british were

[superjaz]

coming for ham

[Lit_of_Fey]

because it was

[TomtheFanboy]

that time of

[EveofAbyss]

decade when all

[TomtheFanboy]

ham eating people

[EveofAbyss]

from the galaxy

[TomtheFanboy]

don't bother Chevy

[EveofAbyss]

where water runs

[TomtheFanboy]

uphill. Unfortunately for

[EveofAbyss]

those that dwell

[TomtheFanboy]

underground, only mushrooms

[EveofAbyss]

are what they

[TomtheFanboy]

have to eat.

[EveofAbyss]

Not even a

[TomtheFanboy]

Yokozuna can resist

[EveofAbyss]

a feast of

[TomtheFanboy]

Mt. Fuji Brand

[EveofAbyss]

grapes and olives

[TomtheFanboy]

fresh from the

[EveofAbyss]

withered, twisted vine

[TomtheFanboy]

. "Great Scott!" exclaimed

[EveofAbyss]

the venerable man

[TomtheFanboy]

with frizzy hair

[EveofAbyss]

and yellowed spectacles

[TomtheFanboy]

as he leapt

[Mei Long]

from the pocky

[Kimiski]

clubs tree of

[Lit_of_Fey]

infinate happiness. There