3 word stories!

[EveofAbyss]

purple people eater

[Soubi]

, and it ate

[Lit_of_Fey]

all the purple

[jaybug]

purple pocky, Portland

[EveofAbyss]

had to offer

[Lit_of_Fey]

it's warlord of

[jaybug]

dim sum dumplings

[Lit_of_Fey]

. On spring days

[jaybug]

it would be

[Lit_of_Fey]

quite pleasant to

[jaybug]

throttle that SOB

[Soubi]

it did that

[jaybug]

for Math Story

[jaybug]

most didn't understand

[jaybug]

knew but couldn't

[TomtheFanboy]

actually the "Highlander"

[jaybug]

said there shall

[jaybug]

non-sequitorial rejoinder missed

[jaybug]

back to the

[EveofAbyss]

was the only

[jaybug]

knew that it

[EveofAbyss]

came like a

[superjaz]

hungery high snail

[EveofAbyss]

leaving trails of

[superjaz]

salty blue slime.

[EveofAbyss]

That slime could

[EveofAbyss]

and even open

[TomtheFanboy]

cabinet doors if

[EveofAbyss]

the key weren't

[TomtheFanboy]

the lock. Crazy

[EveofAbyss]

how things like

[TomtheFanboy]

molusks love cereal.

[EveofAbyss]

I wouldn't believe

[TomtheFanboy]

it if I

[TomtheFanboy]

with my own

[EveofAbyss]

six segmented stalks

[manekineko]

and my dangly

[TomtheFanboy]

proboscis. The Bavarians

[EveofAbyss]

had the right

[Washougal_Otaku]

to eat pocky

[EveofAbyss]

drop-top Caminos

[Washougal_Otaku]

topped with saurkraut

[EveofAbyss]

driving through fields

[Washougal_Otaku]

of blue wheat

[jaybug]

of downtown Mahattan, Ks.

[jaybug]

and ran over

[jaybug]

for the bus

[totemo_oishii]

, those poor souls

[jaybug]

the only break

[EveofAbyss]

they could get