3 word stories!

[EveofAbyss]

with hot leather

[EveofAbyss]

grandma once had,

[Washougal_Otaku]

called a Commodore

[The Night Bringer]

It had three

[EveofAbyss]

ventricles, like a

[Kimiski]

little cat without

[The Night Bringer]

legs and eyes

[EveofAbyss]

that stumbled all

[The Night Bringer]

willy nilly like

[Ruriko]

all over the

[EveofAbyss]

disco dance floor.

[Killer_Tofu]

at the rave

[Killer_Tofu]

to honour the

[sk_chan]

drunken peace-loving hippies

[EveofAbyss]

with patchouli earwax.

[superjaz]

"okay!" said the

[The Night Bringer]

DJ, he was

[Greyman]

burning many albums.

[EveofAbyss]

"The time has

[The Night Bringer]

come to reach

[EveofAbyss]

into your neighbor's

[Zetsu4200]

pocket and take

[EveofAbyss]

three things, girl!"

[Kimiski]

yelled the monster

[The Night Bringer]

Which was DJ

[The Night Bringer]

So everyone ate

[EveofAbyss]

a vegan quiche,

[Zetsu4200]

boat load of

[The Night Bringer]

meat in it

[EveofAbyss]

in cruel mockery.

[Washougal_Otaku]

The monkey ate

[The Night Bringer]

just to spite

[EveofAbyss]

the hunry weasel,

[EveofAbyss]

Then some kids

[The Night Bringer]

kicked its face

[manekineko]

because it was

[EveofAbyss]

paying too much

[manekineko]

for car insurance.

[The Night Bringer]

They should have

[EveofAbyss]

been more careful,

[The Night Bringer]

switching to geico

[The Night Bringer]

their college savings

[manekineko]

and instead they

[EveofAbyss]

sold pickle-flavored

[manekineko]

popsicles along with

[EveofAbyss]

highway with Rico-Suave.

[The Night Bringer]

which was cool

[manekineko]

because everyone wants

[The Night Bringer]

Popsicle with Rico

[EveofAbyss]

due to his