3 word stories!

[jaybug]

the school stairs

[pieisexactlythree]

and gets detention

[jaybug]

no Cresta rides

[majinekochan]

for freedom flags

[EveofAbyss]

unless they are

[majinekochan]

itsy bitsy spiders

[jaybug]

starring Max Headroom

[EveofAbyss]

the executive-in-chief of

[kissarmy]

the choccobo in

[EveofAbyss]

Midgar's secret basement.

[kissarmy]

lies a moogle

[jaybug]

with matching poodle

[majinekochan]

in a puddle

[SageBell]

in pooring rain

[kissarmy]

lies my heart.

[jaybug]

it bumps and

[Naleh]

Grosses me out

[SageBell]

oh gee golly

[Naleh]

what a sight

[Syd-chan]

, said the lovely

[EveofAbyss]

rose-petal princess

[majinekochan]

to her Buddha

[EveofAbyss]

flavored Pocky stick,

[majinekochan]

that was given

[Naleh]

By a holy

[Cassiopeia]

hand grenade keeper.

[Syd-chan]

"Excuse me?" said

[Cassiopeia]

the well-dressed

[Syd-chan]

Mr. Oogles, in

[Cassiopeia]

place of the

[EveofAbyss]

dusty old prospector

[Naleh]

"There isn't enough

[jaybug]

oomph in your

[majinekochan]

shoe," said Clive

[Cassiopeia]

"so here's some

[Naleh]

Booya cream to

[majinekochan]

put some boogie

[jaybug]

in your hanky

[majinekochan]

panky kind of

[jaybug]

jutsu that never

[majinekochan]

seems to work

[jaybug]

But Bam, it

[majinekochan]

sparked and sputtered

[jaybug]

and almost made

[majinekochan]

a squieky kind

[jaybug]

of clean streak

[majinekochan]

down the calm

[SageBell]

leg of the

[babysugarbear28]

big fat spider

[Cassiopeia]

who was suddenly