3 word stories!

[totemo_oishii]

affiliated with the

[Daxe]

secret society for

[totemo_oishii]

color blind Londoners

[Daxe]

who make it

[totemo_oishii]

difficult for deaf

[Daxe]

people by raising

[totemo_oishii]

taxes on braille.

[Daxe]

The deaf people

[totemo_oishii]

couldn't take this

[Daxe]

So they allied

[totemo_oishii]

with the army

[Daxe]

of terminal illnesses

[totemo_oishii]

formed by male

[Daxe]

aliens to disquise

[totemo_oishii]

chimps as doctors.

[Daxe]

The doctors use

[totemo_oishii]

butcher knives to

[Daxe]

chop their patients

[totemo_oishii]

hair off quickly

[Daxe]

so the hair

[totemo_oishii]

would be donated

[Daxe]

to the band

[totemo_oishii]

of bald brothers

[SageBell]

who are tards.

[Daxe]

Tards like a

[totemo_oishii]

big tard...face.

[Daxe]

Andross has a

[totemo_oishii]

magical power that

[Daxe]

Creates tards out

[totemo_oishii]

of dust particles

[Daxe]

he uses the

[totemo_oishii]

into the future

[Daxe]

where he saves

[totemo_oishii]

the mythical creature

[Daxe]

Sagebell the blackhearted

[jaybug]

burger critic for

[totemo_oishii]

further inspection of

[jaybug]

yesterday's old news

[sexynojutsusasuke]

about the horrendous

[Daxe]

apocalyptic news that

[jaybug]

Hellsing won't be

[risotto]

sold on DVD!

[Cassiopeia]

For a long

[sexynojutsusasuke]

long long long

[jaybug]

time ago in

[Daxe]

in a galaxy

[risotto]

nebula tens of

[Daxe]

thousands of lightyears

[totemo_oishii]

away, aliens were

[Daxe]

preparing for a