3 word stories!

[pieisexactlythree]

accompanying ceiling cat

[EveofAbyss]

watching me do

[totemo_oishii]

splits underwater in

[EveofAbyss]

the dead of

[Cassiopeia]

night. Did that

[Cassiopeia]

my birthday cake?

[demonotaku]

because his Pocky

[Cassiopeia]

, or rather, her

[totemo_oishii]

pocky had disappeared

[jaybug]

in her 7th

[SageBell]

she failed to

[totemo_oishii]

make cookies for.

[Daxe]

The cookies mysteriously

[totemo_oishii]

teleported to another

[Daxe]

dimension that overlapped

[totemo_oishii]

with time space

[Daxe]

creating a rift

[totemo_oishii]

that allowed asteroids

[Daxe]

filled space invaders

[totemo_oishii]

to attack her

[Daxe]

while the mounties

[totemo_oishii]

stole precious jewels

[Daxe]

from queen annes

[EveofAbyss]

secret chamber, full

[totemo_oishii]

of not jewels,

[EveofAbyss]

but rather meatballs!

[totemo_oishii]

They were quite

[Kirakins]

delicious but still

[EveofAbyss]

had that odd

[totemo_oishii]

aftertaste, like the

[EveofAbyss]

back of a

[totemo_oishii]

fresh baby seal.

[EveofAbyss]

Nobody expected that

[totemo_oishii]

it was really

[EveofAbyss]

a bad batch

[Daxe]

of angry little

[totemo_oishii]

French men, all

[EveofAbyss]

thinking Napoleon was

[totemo_oishii]

kinda gay, but

[jaybug]

so hot in

[EveofAbyss]

that yaoi way,

[jaybug]

that drives Totemo

[EveofAbyss]

absolutely cat-fancy mad!

[Lily]

The kiss was

[Kirakins]

making me sick

[jaybug]

my uvula was

[Lily]

being massaged vigorously

[EveofAbyss]

by something fuzzy

[demonotaku]

like a big

[Kirakins]

cute over-reproducing tribble.