3 word stories!

[EveofAbyss]

Like what was

[Kirakins]

sometimes mentioned as

[EveofAbyss]

the dogfood waltz

[totemo_oishii]

of which people

[Lily]

were justifiably afraid

[EveofAbyss]

after dark! So

[Kirakins]

This one time

[EveofAbyss]

all the world

[totemo_oishii]

burned themselves with

[EveofAbyss]

overpriced cosmetic products

[Kirakins]

bought from Sephora.

[totemo_oishii]

Sephora was sued

[Kirakins]

by a pack

[Daxe]

of old ladies

[totemo_oishii]

who were infected

[EveofAbyss]

with zombie dna

[totemo_oishii]

and were eating

[EveofAbyss]

the store's supply

[totemo_oishii]

of mouth wash.

[Daxe]

Made from the

[EveofAbyss]

best acid in

[totemo_oishii]

finest ingredients from

[Daxe]

the bellies of

[EveofAbyss]

a dozen belching

[Daxe]

children from mexico

[EveofAbyss]

who eat nothing

[totemo_oishii]

but deep fried

[Daxe]

kitty paws. The

[EveofAbyss]

worst part is

[totemo_oishii]

the kitties were

[Daxe]

lost in the

[totemo_oishii]

creepy dark labyrinth

[Daxe]

that david bowie

[totemo_oishii]

ruled, in his

[Daxe]

codpiece existed a

[EveofAbyss]

goldfish named Todd

[totemo_oishii]

, it was purple

[Daxe]

one-eyed flying purple

[EveofAbyss]

people-eater, terrible!

[Daxe]

The one-eyed

[EveofAbyss]

beast was famous

[Daxe]

for eating people

[totemo_oishii]

in a rather

[EveofAbyss]

deplorable manner, with

[laurifer]

no exceptions but

[Lit_of_Fey]

one which was

[Kirakins]

totally gruesome awful.

[totemo_oishii]

That exception was

[laurifer]

a torturous method

[totemo_oishii]

which involved sharp