3 word stories!

[demonotaku]

By a Dogfight

[Kirakins]

that broke out

[jaybug]

at the cat

[totemo_oishii]

shelter in Paris

[EveofAbyss]

where many messy

[Cassiopeia]

fights took place.

[Kirakins]

There once was

[pieisexactlythree]

a lolcat from

[totemo_oishii]

Nantucket, who did

[pieisexactlythree]

not want to

[Prinz Eugen]

sing whalermen's songs,       [ You **did** say Nantucket, didn't you ... ]

[EveofAbyss]

to the tune

[Prinz Eugen]

of "Old Stormalong,"

[Daxe]

This old sailor

[Kirakins]

with a peg

[Daxe]

leg made of

[Kirakins]

bloody pulp of

[totemo_oishii]

his own brain

[Daxe]

which was only

[Kirakins]

the size of

[totemo_oishii]

all 7 continents

[laurifer]

which really defined

[Daxe]

how small the

[laurifer]

katamari the king

[Kirakins]

really was. BANG (lolrandomwerdz)

[sexynojutsusasuke]

screamed the giganticness

[totemo_oishii]

that was mister

[jaybug]

Mister, recently escaped

[Winfred]

from Redundancy Land

[Cassiopeia]

and wanted for

[jaybug]

the same thing

[Cassiopeia]

that you were

[Prinz Eugen]

about to type!

[Washougal_Otaku]

My left foot

[Kirakins]

is covered in

[Cassiopeia]

chocolate, but I

[Daxe]

eated it, sorry.

[dshwshr55]

There's more chocolate

[sexynojutsusasuke]

in the freezer

[Cassiopeia]

if you want

[Kirakins]

some, but it

[sexynojutsusasuke]

hurt so badly

[Cassiopeia]

that I think

[totemo_oishii]

my brain exploded

[Kirakins]

and bits flew

[Washougal_Otaku]

into your mouth

[Kirakins]

and it tasted

[totemo_oishii]

like burnt bacon

[EveofAbyss]

and old feet

[totemo_oishii]

of fattened cows