3 word stories!

[totemo_oishii]

on a giraffe's

[TomtheFanboy]

knee he will

[Washougal_Otaku]

kick your face

[sexynojutsusasuke]

and the slip

[TomtheFanboy]

will fall down.

[totemo_oishii]

Where has he

[sexynojutsusasuke]

taken the ultimate

[Kahlan4]

super shiny sparkly

[EveofAbyss]

bit of goodness

[Kahlan4]

that is the

[EveofAbyss]

desire of millions

[totemo_oishii]

of men nationwide

[Winfred]

, who believe that

[totemo_oishii]

Quentin Tarantino is

[EveofAbyss]

a god in

[Kirakins]

all possible ways.

[totemo_oishii]

His movies are

[Kahlan4]

without a doubt

[totemo_oishii]

made of pure

[Kahlan4]

velvety smooth chocolate.

[Kirakins]

However, Peter Jackson

[Higuma]

loves to dress-up

[EveofAbyss]

in ladies clothes

[Kirakins]

that are covered

[EveofAbyss]

with marzipan flowers

[Kirakins]

which oddly enough

[EveofAbyss]

looked suspiciously like

[jaybug]

Star Trek communicators

[Higuma]

which are really

[EveofAbyss]

chocolate-flavored fish

[Higuma]

with crunchy centers

[EveofAbyss]

comprised entirely of

[jaybug]

cheesecake and cookies

[EveofAbyss]

from the Old-Guard

[Higuma]

Who rule the

[EveofAbyss]

Air Force One

[Lily]

which is transporting

[EveofAbyss]

lethal doses of

[Lily]

cat box litter

[EveofAbyss]

with lotsa chunks!

[jaybug]

and chewie bits

[Kahlan4]

of super smelly

[EveofAbyss]

but delicious cheese

[Higuma]

from the garbage

[Zetsu4200]

is the source

[Kirakins]

of all things

[totemo_oishii]

good and tasty

[EveofAbyss]

awesome and powerful

[Higuma]

covered in sticky

[sexynojutsusasuke]

and sweet tomatoes