3 word stories!

[totemo_oishii]

grown from the

[EveofAbyss]

wierdest fungi around

[Zetsu4200]

and boiled in

[totemo_oishii]

the blood of

[Zetsu4200]

radioactive killer dwarves

[anime_rocker]

 and nailpolish remover

[totemo_oishii]

in every shade

[anime_rocker]

of green juice

[totemo_oishii]

imaginable. Sometimes the

[anime_rocker]

 rabid, cupcake-craving

[Zetsu4200]

Monkeys writing Shakespear

[totemo_oishii]

have some misspellings

[Syd-chan]

, though most are

[totemo_oishii]

actually intended because

[jaybug]

they pack pun-ch

[TomtheFanboy]

and sic-ken critics.

[totemo_oishii]

Monkeys like to

[Daxe]

fling poo at

[totemo_oishii]

elderly and children

[anime_rocker]

 . Though african dwarf

[totemo_oishii]

hamsters fly around

[TomtheFanboy]

with African Swallows

[Higuma]

in the dark

[jaybug]

need new candles

[Kimiski]

that would burn

[jaybug]

your soul underwater

[Higuma]

worse than cookies

[anime_rocker]

, but better than

[totemo_oishii]

oatmeal and peas.

[Higuma]

For all eternity

[Zetsu4200]

is better than

[Syd-chan]

no eternity, which

[Cassiopeia]

would not be

[totemo_oishii]

a way to

[Washougal_Otaku]

save Yoda from

[totemo_oishii]

robots taking over

[Syd-chan]

the huge glowy

[sexynojutsusasuke]

plastic bottle of

[Zetsu4200]

rotten fish pasta

[jaybug]

made for cats

[Syd-chan]

, dogs, anime fans,

[Higuma]

beavers, hobbits and

[TomtheFanboy]

three toed sloths.

[totemo_oishii]

Life was never

[Daxe]

the same again

[totemo_oishii]

once the others

[Daxe]

realized the danger

[totemo_oishii]

of their own

[Daxe]

creation they tried

[totemo_oishii]

to destroy all