3 word stories!

[harukenshin]

while the fat

[DancingTofu]

, obese, and oversized

[jaybug]

Obese One-ton Kenobi

[LtCommanderRichie]

ate a fig

[Vassa]

Bow chicka bow...

[jaybug]

fig-a lickin' good!

[harukenshin]

Then while the

[jaybug]

pirates played pinochle

[harukenshin]

on the person

[dshwshr55]

, they spilled some

[EveofAbyss]

of the beans

[Washougal_Otaku]

on my shoes

[harukenshin]

that had some

[Higuma]

green chunks on

[jaybug]

from the last

[harukenshin]

one of that

[Washougal_Otaku]

exploiding zombie heads

[Higuma]

that got all

[dshwshr55]

of the eyeliner

[Syd-chan]

, which was made

[harukenshin]

from the middle 

[Syd-chan]

of the top secret

[jaybug]

Self Defense Force

[harukenshin]

that was useing

[jaybug]

non-cruelty free

[Washougal_Otaku]

lazers of Death

[jaybug]

and then there

[harukenshin]

was the last

[jaybug]

of the Mohicans

[Washougal_Otaku]

to shave his

[harukenshin]

place of unspeakable

[Higuma]

horrors with a

[Washougal_Otaku]

yellow rubber chicken.

[Keenon Williams]

This chicken could

[harukenshin]

be the son

[Washougal_Otaku]

of Hillary Clinton

[Keenon Williams]

And Barack Obama.

[Washougal_Otaku]

ALERT THE PRESS!!!

[jaybug]

stem cell clones

[Kimiski]

have been released

[Syd-chan]

into the dead

[Kimiski]

city of Tokyo

[jaybug]

french cosplay maids

[Syd-chan]

have taken over

[Kimiski]

the surrounding area

[Syd-chan]

of the New

[Kimiski]

new york mcdonalds

[Washougal_Otaku]

with feather dusters

[Kimiski]

pants and stuffs

[jaybug]

her friend's head