So who is doing the stalking?

[Vondan]

I noticed last night between seven and nine the same blue car with 5 or 6 HS/College age girls cruised by my shop 4 times (the times I was outside talking to some one, who knows how many times when I was inside) and my shop is in a back ally sort of place that some one has to want to find.  It looked like they were trying to stare in the open front door and garage door and pointing out things to each other.  My theory is the cosplay girls from the kumoricon forum  are casing my place to get the 6 sewing machines and all the thread.  At stalking attempt four I waved, what one of you waved back.

Good thing you did not see that between stalk 3 and 4 I was playing with swords in the parking lot, not only would it have scared you away from bringing any aunts next time but I don’t thing a car full of girls would appreciate that although I looked realy REALY stupid swinging the sword around it was a $10,000 sword.

[Pie Row Maniac]

It's hilarious that you completely bypass the idea that they might've been checking you out and immediatley assume it has to do with cosplay

[Vondan]

It's hilarious that you completely bypass the idea that they might've been checking you out and immediatley assume it has to do with cosplay :P

I have no Illusions that when young ladies are “checking me out” it has to be  my equipment they are  “checking out”, and  I mean the actual equipment I use for sewing. And the only ladies in that age who know all about my sewing supplies are on this forum, some who I talked to at the march meeting about my sewing room plans.  (And one was begging "please hire me I hate my job")

And I was posting after an all-nighter at work and by all all-nighter I mean I worked all night

[Dark_Lady_Kassendra]

Ok, I'm gonna be open and honest here, Vondan. I assume that your avatar is an actual picture of you from posts I've read and I have to say as a 21 year old (and technicly I am my own aunt from adoption and I'm the aunt of some other kids in my family, but anyway) I'm still considered the college age and I would be checking you out for you, not the machines. My grandmother would want the machines ^.^. But, uh, as a consolation prize I'll take the sword, hehehe.  :twisted: Just thought I'd tell you, enlighten you to a piece of your ego. You're welcome 6.^

[Vondan]

I assume that your avatar is an actual picture of you

Ha you have only seen what I look like from the neck up 6 years ago

Technically I am my own aunt from adoption and I'm the aunt of some other kids in my family

I had a friend in JHS who was his own uncle, but that does not sound as tempting as a girl who is her own aunt

I'm still considered the college age and I would be checking you out for you, not the machines.

That’s so sweet your trying to complement an old man.   Don’t tell my Friend Nanny G, she would slug me and say "that’s sick she is only 3 years older then your son” She likes to slug me a lot especially after I said I could never date her she has no imagination.

My grandmother would want the machines ^.^. But, uh, as a consolation prize I'll take the sword, hehehe.  :twisted:

To late it has been disassembled to take pictures of the maker’s marks under the tang and is being shipped to a sword collector in Chicago, but I do have some $10 ninja Swords here.

Just thought I'd tell you, enlighten you to a piece of your ego. You're welcome 6.^

I don’t know if that last line was a complement or a put down but thanks I’ll tell the ladies my Ego has the DLK seal of approval.


But what forum members were in the car?

[Pie Row Maniac]

"That's sick dude. Sasami is nine."
"Well in the OVA she's six-hundred. So it's okay."

[Eternal Yamcha]

Man, Pie Row Maniac, that just reminds me of the conversation I had with some friends a few years ago...

"Dude, do you think Sasami can buy beer?"
"I don't know, I doubt it though, she looks 9."
"Well, she isn't she's like, 600 or something like that."
"Yeah well, she still looks 9."
"She could use some ID that proves she's 600."
"Dude... They'll pass that off as a fake ID and she'll get in trouble."

Vondan, there's tons of different theories about what happened. Some nice (the chicks dig you) some not so nice (they're laughing at you,) I'd just like to imagine that you've got some young die-hard fangirls.

[Vondan]

"That's sick dude. Sasami is nine."
"Well in the OVA she's six-hundred. So it's okay."

who is Sasami and how die she get into the story?

Once I "accidentally" looked at a woman who was my age working the wallmart toy section, she was a 4.5 tall asian who helped me find some action figures and when i said she was adorable Nanny G slugged me and yelled "Thats sick she looks like she is 12" and all the moms in the store turned around to glare at me

Vondan, there's tons of different theories about what happened. Some nice (the chicks dig you) some not so nice (they're laughing at you,) I'd just like to imagine that you've got some young die-hard fangirls.

Wow you mean it's a theory being discussed like I’m famous, I was just posting cause I had been up 20 hours and the ladies at another job love all my stories about how I did not talk to a girl/woman.  There favorite was the time I was at a bus stop and it was summer and I had a six pack of ice cream bars and a nerdy lady sat down but she was just to perfectly nerdelicious and dorkydorable for me to speak with so we sat in the hot sun for 20 min not saying anything and I ate all 6 ice cream bars myself

It’s ok if the chicks are laughing as long as they bring their aunts.  Fan girls ha, that’s the reason all my book and script outlines are chick action stories with no sex, so I can have lots of young fan girls and met aunts, Librarians and book store clerks at book signings.

[Daxe]

Will you be bringing any of your sword selection to your panel at Kcon? I know your more of a leatherworker but Ive been looking to expand my knowledge of the metalcraftings.

[Vondan]

Will you be bringing any of your sword selection to your panel at Kcon? I know your more of a leatherworker but Ive been looking to expand my knowledge of the metalcraftings.

I only have a few cheapo repo swords allthough a friend makes a few and I may finish off a nice rapier.  I was helping him get images of the sword to send to an apraser and put a Motorbike on E-bay and he never watched Highlander the searies so he had no idea what I was talking about when I noticed the Katana straped to his bike and asking if he thought he would be the one.

[Dustin]

"That's sick dude. Sasami is nine."
"Well in the OVA she's six-hundred. So it's okay."

This is from Tenchi Muyo.

Sasami is a girl that's part of a non-human race called Juraians. They do look human, though. However they have a much greater affinity for nature, especially trees.

When they travel, they go to sleep for the length of travel, and although physical years pass, they do not actually age. So even though she is technically nine years old, she has been alive six hundred years longer than that.

Oh, and Sasami isn't nine, she's twelve.

[Vondan]

"That's sick dude. Sasami is nine."
"Well in the OVA she's six-hundred. So it's okay."

This is from Tenchi Muyo.

Sasami is a girl that's part of a non-human race called Juraians. They do look human, though. However they have a much greater affinity for nature, especially trees.

When they travel, they go to sleep for the length of travel, and although physical years pass, they do not actually age. So even though she is technically nine years old, she has been alive six hundred years longer than that.

Oh, and Sasami isn't nine, she's twelve.

I have only seen about 5 eps of the series about Tenchi's cousin who was at the house when they sent the Space Police application and the kid ended up getting accepted but every one thought it was a summer job at a fun park.

so does any one slug Tenchi when he looked at Sasami

And Saterday night were gonna get cranked up on pepsi and cruse florence for an Aunt/Niece set of biker chicks right

[leashy]

Ok Vondan you got me.. I admit it ;-; I hired 4 high school age hit "women" to break into your store at night so that they could get all those naked Barbies you have been torturing and set them free... I feel so ashamed ;-;  I'm sorry it had to come to this!!!!! *tears*


Um... Yeah ^^ maybe they were interested but too afraid to come in, I am like that sometimes

[Vondan]

Ok Vondan you got me.. I admit it ;-; I hired 4 high school age hit "women" to break into your store at night so that they could get all those naked Barbies you have been torturing and set them free... I feel so ashamed ;-;  I'm sorry it had to come to this!!!!! *tears*


Um... Yeah ^^ maybe they were interested but too afraid to come in, I am like that sometimes

Next time tell them I’m mostly harmless and nothing to be afraid of.  If they are really worried they can just act all shy and nerdy and I’ll hide under my workbench.  I'm the reverse of most men, I have no problem talking to what other men would call hot chicks but if they project an aura of awkwardness and I feel the inner intelligence and imagination it's like staring into the sun and being burned by the radiant glow of nerdyness when I look them in the glasses.

[Daxe]

Hmmm.... I guess I need to change the Vondan entry in my guide from harmless to mostly harmless...

[superjaz]

i a sasami fan and shes just a little girl so i would so punch tenchi if she looked at her funny
sasami is awesome my guitar hero band name is pretty girl sammy

[Pie Row Maniac]

Pfft, mere mortals, the lot of you.

Go watch This Is Otakudom

[Dustin]

sasami is awesome my guitar hero band name is pretty girl sammy

I'm such a nerd I named my band One Winged Angel, but, honestly, thats an awesome band name, so, thats why I went with it.

And Saterday night were gonna get cranked up on pepsi and cruse florence for an Aunt/Niece set of biker chicks right

Sorry, no can do. My old mans birthday party is Saturday evening, so I have plans. Are you in Florence alredy, or are ya still in Eugene?

[Vondan]

And Saterday night were gonna get cranked up on pepsi and cruse florence for an Aunt/Niece set of biker chicks right

Sorry, no can do. My old mans birthday party is Saturday evening, so I have plans. Are you in Florence alredy, or are ya still in Eugene?

leaving friday evening if all goes well and the moterhome is working back up plan is a van.   Will be camping warever it is the bikers gather

[Dustin]

And Saterday night were gonna get cranked up on pepsi and cruse florence for an Aunt/Niece set of biker chicks right

Sorry, no can do. My old mans birthday party is Saturday evening, so I have plans. Are you in Florence alredy, or are ya still in Eugene?

leaving friday evening if all goes well and the moterhome is working back up plan is a van.   Will be camping warever it is the bikers gather

Bikers usually hang out around Old Town. Good luck with that, I am pretty sure everything will go well for you.

[Vondan]

And Saterday night were gonna get cranked up on pepsi and cruse florence for an Aunt/Niece set of biker chicks right

Sorry, no can do. My old mans birthday party is Saturday evening, so I have plans. Are you in Florence alredy, or are ya still in Eugene?

leaving friday evening if all goes well and the moterhome is working back up plan is a van.   Will be camping warever it is the bikers gather

Bikers usually hang out around Old Town. Good luck with that, I am pretty sure everything will go well for you.

Well it's all up to you Dustin, you have to work the Kumoricon Booth at the biker rally all on your own.  Preach the word about Bōsōzoku.

The moterhome still has no tranny, one sewing machine that might have worked for the rally that I have worked off has not been delivered yet, I was gonna make a down payment on a another machine perfect for the road trips but a customer boucned a check and I have to cover that.  And my friend suddenly has to go in for his MONTHLY treatment to get pumped full of stuff like Mt Burns that he put off for six months.

[Vondan]

But, uh, as a consolation prize I'll take the sword, hehehe.

http://www.vondan.com/picture_library/sword/sword_012.jpg

older than Me, Mr Phelps, the Con nurse, the new guy Jay, the other guy who said he was going grey, and the whole pocky club put together

and it's 20 times older then my socks that are older then half the forum

[nonomi_ikari]

Hmmm.... I guess I need to change the Vondan entry in my guide from harmless to mostly harmless...

~nods~ I believe so...~takes out her own notebook and erases something, replacing it with a different word~ "MOSTLY harmless...Ah...Leatherworksmen have always been most dangerous when it comes to weilding $10,000 swords...

[RemSaverem]

well, stalking can be serious.
i've been receiving death threats from the psycho ex of my boyfriend, calling on her federal employee cell phone to deliver them. and guess how she found me? all she knew about me was my first name and that I'm involved in anime conventions. So hence forth I'm not posting my phone number on forums, only in p.m.'s.