It amazes me how this cycle continues.... I mention cutting genectic bonds and somehow we end up with figgy pudding world dominations! :wink: Makes you think, you know?
Actually, Figgy Pudding IS the secret to Wold Domination!
You see, nigh on two and a half years ago (right around when Fellowship of the Ring was released in theatres), there was a seventeen year old girl standing at a bus stop waiting for the bus, with a high fever in the freezing cold.
Little did she know that earlier that day the Dark Lord Saureneth (Sauron's third cousins great nephew my marriage)had discovered that if he knew the secret behind Figgy Pudding, he could indeed take over the entire World!
But, low and behold, he could not find the recipe, or the secret ingredient, to Figgy Pudding ANYWHERE! So, he turned to his enslaved minions, and ordered them out into the World to bring back to him the recipe of Figgy Pudding, and its secret ingredient.
Now, one of these little hobbit slaves by the name of Frodo Took (Distantly related to the great Frodo Baggins on his mother's mother's side of the family), found this feverish girl waiting for her bus, and climbed into her head to search for the recipe of Figgy Pudding.
Needless to say, the girl was quite upset about this, and ordered him out right away! She did not know anything about Figgy Pudding to begin with, and didn't want to know anything about at all! But, being a kind, generous, and more than slightly delirious, she gave young Frodo Took the helpful advise to search through Marth Stewart's head.
Within twenty minutes the young hobbit had returned, crawled into the sick girl's head, and, cowering in fear, asked if he could remain their for a while. Martha Stewart's mind had scared him greatly, you see.
The girl, being in teh holiday spirit, agreed to rent out an unused portion of her mind for a while (contract negotiations would continue at a later date when she was more able to collect her thoughts properly), and hide him from both the terrible wrath of the Dark Lord, and the even more horrifying anger of Martha Stewart.
Thus proving that Figgy Pudding is, indeed, the key to Global Domination, as well as a great excuse for getting a pass out of gym class. ^.^
(The afore typed story is true, and no names were changed for the typists sake. ^.^ )