Not only am I fully with you on this. But as I am a member of their birthday club and just got my coupon for $3 off an ice cream cake I was just there YESTERDAY to see what they offer in that regard (having the past couple years done DQ cakes) and yah, they have 2 new random political flavors I just had to try with aforementioned delightful utensils!
(a) "Swirl of Change" pictured over a donkey i.e. apparently the owner's opinion of Democrats. This is a peanut nougat with caramel swirls. Mediocre.
(b) "Straight Talk"something or other, pictured over an elephant, i.e. apparently the owner's opinion of Republicans. This has red pieces shaped like "states" ( I think they're just random cinnamon drops). Not sure what else is up w/the flavor....
Personally I like "Love Potion #31" had it for my boyfriend's Bday, I signed him up for Bday club so he got free scoop....it's got chocolate and raspberry. Raspberry cheesecake also good, has graham cracker crust in it, though is frozen yogurt....good if watching weight or would benefit from acidopholus and lower lactose or lower fat....
And here's my big secret Jaz, I always order a taste of something then even though they give me the big spoon I always use the little pink taster spoon with my full scoop
*loves*