Those of you late to join will be incredibly confused, so im writing this to help ya understand the events that have taken place. The end Result is now an on going war between two Kingdoms, the Kingdom of Spoons & the Kingdom of Forks. Lets start at the beginning.....
On the 19th Princess Night Lotus of the Spoon Kingdom went out on a date With Mustash King of the Fork Kingdom. Queen Chihiro whom had been tired of being opressed by the Fork Kingdom was shocked to learn that her daughter Night Lotus had gone on a date with the King of said Kingdom. Queen Chihiro and King Oslapedo launched a War campaign to fight the opression and the "Evil" man that was dating their daughter princess Night lotus. (yea i know this is confusing and it gets worse but stay with me) In the ensuing War many threads were Locked and lost forever.
Controversy soon broke out over the possibility of "Spork Children" and "Spork Half-breeds" the Epic war raged on. After King Mustash enlisted the help of butcher Knifes and Cheese graders it was appearent that the spoon kingdom would need a miracle in order to change the Tides of war. They prayed to Mystical Wooden Spoon elders and were granted a Warrior and Savior... Dancing Tofu appeared Dual weilding Ice cream Scoopers and armed to the teeth with an assortment of spoons, ladels, spatulas and tongs Ready to fight the good fight. Not even his mighty Food Processors and the Blenders could stand up to Tofu and the mighty army he had amassed. Chihiro Determined to defeat Mustash and his "Evil Ways" only wanted what was best for her spoony daughter... and to end the opression.
After a long Raging battle the king and queen finally came to acept their daughters spork babies.. but only hers "We only appreciate our daughter's sporks, all those other abominations can rot!" - King Oslapedo
At some point in time the great Spoon Tofu was defeated.. Despite the fact that the Newly Recruited Kogaryu Supreme commander of ALL KNIFES AND CUTLERY had a Pheonix Down!!!. They decided to go ahead with their half-assed Zombie ritual, bringing him back as an undead fiend. This was kool with the king and queen cause the land of spoons is a Zombie friendly Nation... Zombie Spoon Tofu was mortified to learn that zombies have slower hand-eye coordination than chipmunks.
"HOW CAN I PLAY BUBBLE BOBBLE IF I'M SLOWER THAN CHIP AND DALE?" -Zombie Spoon Tofu
Well im getting tired of writing an this is about where we left off soo ima leave it at that... As i get more Details i will edit them in. To those who were there feel free to add to the Record of War. I originaly made this so you guys wouldn't have to sift through all the posts and threads.
Supreme Commander of Knifes & Cutlery Kogaryu
of the Royal Spoon Army
