Author Topic: Otaku Scenes from a Hat (Read 34174 times)

Michael_Hopcroft · « **on:** August 17, 2006, 10:45:17 pm »

This game will flex your creative muscles a little. It is based on the British improv series Whose Line Is It, Anyway? (and its inferior american edition) and by one of the most popular posing games on the Hero Games BBS.

The basic idea is that we start with a topic and the next three posters give their (hopefully funny) response to it. The third poster to respond to a topic includes the next topic, preceded by the note NT: , in their post and so on as long as it goes on. On the Hero BBS it's been running for years.

So, for example, we could start with this:

NT: Signs that your enemies hired their ninja assassins on the cheap.

And see what happens from there.

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2006, 11:23:56 pm »

*kunai snaps* Well, there goes a buck fifty.

cheesethrower · « **Reply #2 on:** August 18, 2006, 12:45:33 am »

"Is he wearing bright pink?"

Dustin · « **Reply #3 on:** August 18, 2006, 01:19:38 am »

"Wait a second, did he just flash a union card?"

NT: Things not to say in front of obsessive fans.

cheesethrower · « **Reply #4 on:** August 18, 2006, 05:25:56 am »

Pie Row Maniac · « **Reply #5 on:** August 18, 2006, 08:52:32 am »

"Wil vanish 4 food"

Michael_Hopcroft · « **Reply #6 on:** August 18, 2006, 08:58:21 am »

"That's a lovely little nothing you're almost wearing."

NT: The Goddess Help Line must be on the blink! Instead of Belldandy, I got ______, Goddess of _________!

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2006, 11:02:53 pm »

"Yo yo yo, this is Belinda, Goddess of Da Hood, y'all!"

Me: ... *click*

Waffles · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2006, 12:56:55 am »

Hello my children this is god, Goddes of da funk!

Me. So you are a women!

Dark_Lady_Kassendra · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2006, 06:55:09 am »

I got Rob, the Goddess of Glomps!!!!!!

Me> Yay ^.^!!!!

NT: Important things to do at a Con

Negima · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2006, 10:00:37 am »

"I may have forgotten my camera but I won't forget that sexy Zorro now that I have his pants."

And I just thought of this for the "wrong number" one:
"Hi, this is Lambchop and I'm the Goddess of the phone call that doesn't end. Oh it goes on and on my friend. Some people started listening not knowing what it was and they'll continue listening forever just because this is the phone call that doesn't end. Oh it goes on and on...."

RemSaverem · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2006, 11:45:30 am »

Scenes from a Hat is actually an event on the schedule at the Creation Station. We just held it at Anime Evolution, at 9 am on a Sunday morning, and had over a dozen participants. For the first time, I opened the game to not just written stories, but also visual art and performance art. We had a winner in each category. I'll try that again at Kumoricon!

Also for the first time, I played too. I wrote a Bebop comedy around the themes "It would have sounded dire, if he hadn't been naked when he said it...", and "Another day, another bishie." And I wrote a Chobits angst around the dialogue: "I put it...away." "Away?! Away where?!"

Waffles · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2006, 11:57:44 pm »

"just because I can't be a ninja dosent mean I can't own one"

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #13 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:00:46 am »

"Note to self: Get glomped by Mitsuka Yoshimine or Tsunade cosplayer. =3"

Waffles · « **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2006, 11:56:06 am »

NT: Things a fanboy/girl should never do

beats up a vash cosplayer for not having a fake left arm.

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #15 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:31:56 pm »

"Hmm... Sailor Moon wasn't so gre-" *gets beaten up by Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Jupiter cosplayers*

Dark_Lady_Kassendra · « **Reply #16 on:** August 21, 2006, 03:53:54 pm »

*fangirl spots hot sexy yaoiness down the hall* "OMG!!!! Yaoi!!!! *Runnning down the hall, forgetting to watch what's going on around her or infront of her beyond the yaoiness and runs into a pillar*

N/T: Things you should never say to a Sailor Senshi cosplayer

Waffles · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2006, 03:54:56 pm »

"you a guy or a girl?"

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2006, 04:12:44 pm »

Hey, Makoto, Rei's "talents" are better than YOURS! *runs from an angry Makoto Kino*

oishiidesuyo · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2006, 04:37:09 pm »

"eternal sailormoon totally pwns your lame plain sailormoon cosplay."

n/t : worst case scenario of mistaking recognising a cosplay.
[example-mistaking sailormoon for chi]

Dark_Lady_Kassendra · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2006, 05:38:25 pm »

mistaking a Youku Kurama cosplayer as Inuyasha O.O

Michael_Hopcroft · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2006, 11:44:46 pm »

Quote from: "Waffles"

NT: Things a fanboy/girl should never do

Complain about the itch when wearing a costume made entitrely of peanut butter.

Waffles · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2006, 11:55:12 pm »

sorry but I really do want to try that outfit lol....

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #23 on:** August 22, 2006, 12:33:38 pm »

Mistaking Pikachu for Faye Valentine.

N/T: What non-anime cartoon characters should never be in anime, especially in what series?

i. e. Captain Planet should never be in Azumanga Daioh

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #24 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:27:15 pm »

Emperor Kuzco from The Emperor's New Groove should NEVER be in Reign: The Conquerer.

Dark_Lady_Kassendra · « **Reply #25 on:** August 22, 2006, 01:49:07 pm »

Derek from the Swan Princess should never be in Sailor Moon

Negima · « **Reply #26 on:** August 22, 2006, 10:28:03 pm »

Optimus Prime should never be in Gundam Wing.

N/T: Unlikely anime wanted signs including criminal mischief
(ex: Vash the Stampede. Dead or Alive for destroying the follow towns...)

Antares · « **Reply #27 on:** August 22, 2006, 11:25:54 pm »

Quote from: "Negima"

N/T: Unlikely anime wanted signs including criminal mischief
(ex: Vash the Stampede. Dead or Alive for destroying the follow towns...)

Wanted: Umino Iruka from Naruto - For actually fighting back and not just acting like a human meat shield when attacked.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #28 on:** August 23, 2006, 08:34:40 am »

Wanted: Lina Inverse
Dead or Alive (if tied up & gagged)
Crime: Eating the kingdom to Saillune's entire food supply
Reward: 5,000,000 gold pieces

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #29 on:** August 23, 2006, 12:35:38 pm »

Wanted: Sasuke Uchiha
Dead or Alive (your call)
Being a whiny emo *****
20000000 yen

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #30 on:** August 23, 2006, 09:34:46 pm »

I think it's your turn to make one, Keenon.

Negima · « **Reply #31 on:** August 26, 2006, 06:50:41 pm »

Okay, I've got something.

"Strange product placements in anime series."

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #32 on:** August 26, 2006, 07:31:35 pm »

Sailor Moon: *eating a Moon Pie* ...what?

Waffles · « **Reply #33 on:** August 26, 2006, 07:33:06 pm »

Spike: I buy my lube from walmart

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #34 on:** August 26, 2006, 10:58:00 pm »

Pikachu: (Translated into English) With this lightbulb, I can imitate Uncle Fester!

Michael_Hopcroft · « **Reply #35 on:** September 07, 2006, 11:03:35 pm »

Quote from: "Washougal_Otaku"

Pikachu: (Translated into English) With this lightbulb, I can imitate Uncle Fester!

New Topic please, Washie.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #36 on:** September 08, 2006, 08:17:47 am »

Huh? Oh, yes, I am number three.

Strange anime romance pairings.
(i.e. Tuxedo Mask with Misty).

superjaz · « **Reply #37 on:** September 08, 2006, 09:46:47 am »

iie anatano san ban nai nai nai!!!!!!
watashi wa san ban ichi ban hai!!!

Sasu-kitty · « **Reply #38 on:** September 08, 2006, 09:53:20 am »

"Oh, Tsunade!"
"Oh Jiraiya!"

*runs*

Negima · « **Reply #39 on:** September 08, 2006, 08:27:15 pm »

Sasuke and Lain.

There'd be so much emo in one area.......

(Am I the third or does superjaz's count as one?)

Prince Nori · « **Reply #40 on:** September 08, 2006, 08:38:35 pm »

Quote from: "Keenon Williams"

Wanted: Sasuke Uchiha
Dead or Alive (your call)
Being a whiny emo *****
20000000 yen

I'm up for that. I friggin HATE sasuke!! damn emo...

Michael_Hopcroft · « **Reply #41 on:** September 08, 2006, 08:46:25 pm »

Alucard/D. Now that would be just plain creepy.

NT: Signs this is not the justu you need at this particular moment.

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #42 on:** September 08, 2006, 10:03:56 pm »

KAGE MANE WONDER TWIN BANANA FANA BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!

*turns into a banana*

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #43 on:** September 09, 2006, 12:33:29 pm »

Entering an elementary school's cafeteria, during lunchtime.
"Oscar Meyer Jitsu!"

Turn into a balogna sandwich.

Mmmmm..., yummy.....

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #44 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:40:52 am »

okay, if i understand this...

just leaving a gas station in denver when a van pulls up and four people with ski masks get out and go inside

"COPPER FIST JITSU"

turn into a police officer and shoot the masked people, then find out that they were skiiers who just wanted some coffee and chips

now if i get this right, as number three i have to make a new one, right?

nt: things an anime character would say if they were president of the united states

superjaz · « **Reply #45 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:43:12 am »

Quote from: "Negima"

Sasuke and Lain.

There'd be so much emo in one area.......

(Am I the third or does superjaz's count as one?)

and i repeat
iie anatano san ban nai nai nai!!!
watashi wa san ban ichi ban hai!!!
!!! <3 3 <3!!!

The Night Bringer · « **Reply #46 on:** October 17, 2006, 01:35:27 am »

Dark Schneider: I will rule this land! I will destroy any man who stands in my way and take their women! If any one has a problem with that I will turn their blood into dirt! I can do it to because I am the attractive and lovable main character! Gwahahahahahaha!

(I love Bastard!! that series makes me chuckle. Dark Schneider would be the best president ever!)

Edit: *waits for people to pick this topic back up*

The Night Bringer · « **Reply #47 on:** October 20, 2006, 01:55:21 am »

any one?

Negima · « **Reply #48 on:** October 21, 2006, 11:55:24 am »

Quote from: "Sporty_Otaku"

nt: things an anime character would say if they were president of the united states

(Guess who)
"If elected I vow not to raise taxes. BELIEVE IT!"

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #49 on:** November 01, 2006, 09:48:13 am »

Naruto as President? Man, I think I'd move to Canada. Believe it.

Just kidding.

"Tonight, I am taking Air Force One to a secret location in western China. Once I return, I shall come back a new man!"
(This is Ranma).

It seems that it is my turn to pick a new one. Let's see...

An anime character in a live action TV series and why that would be worth watching.
(i. e. - Naruto in Step by Step, because the Lamberts liked doing that making-chocolate-milk-in-their-mouth trick and Naruto would do it with old milk).

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Author Topic: Otaku Scenes from a Hat (Read 34174 times)