Author Topic: Otaku Scenes from a Hat (Read 32993 times)

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #100 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:18:46 pm »

Goku and Piccolo rubbing Ben-Gay on each other - "I'm getting too old for this....and you've got quite the knot built up in here!"

NT: Scenes found in the first (and only) Mel Brooks directed anime.

jaybug · « **Reply #101 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:26:34 pm »

" And what did the monster give you?" and shows it! :shock:

superjaz · « **Reply #102 on:** April 29, 2007, 11:47:19 pm »

chibi things that kill 2,... 28 weeks later!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #103 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:29:29 am »

Spaceballs 2; the Quest for more money, using the animation team that did Coyote Ragtime Show.

Tragic first scene kills off Barf in a tragic explosion as the winebago crashes through the roof of the lockeroom of an all girls space school.

Lonestar comforts the Princess "It's the way he wanted to go."

NT: Unexpected places to find an octopus!

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #104 on:** April 30, 2007, 12:53:14 pm »

Buying a bottle of Ramune at the store:

"That'll be $3.50"
"Okay, I got that....."
*opens wallet*
"....I mean.....do you accept...Octopuses?"

Negima · « **Reply #105 on:** April 30, 2007, 06:07:34 pm »

"I wonder what prize will be in the cereal box this time."

superjaz · « **Reply #106 on:** April 30, 2007, 06:09:53 pm »

squid cookies!!

first the yummy taste of a normal cookie

person: this just tastes like cookie..

28 seconds later
person: quid squid SQUID!!!"
and their toung is black

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #107 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:45:30 pm »

*whisperwhisper* New Topic, Jaz ^_^

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #108 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:00:50 am »

Jaz is the new topic Eve? OK!

girl voice- "Yay! I just found a quadruple life size gir Plushie and he has a springy bobble antennat that can retract so you can put on his fuzzy dog costume and yay and how will I get it home? It's bigger than Kendo Boyfriends car and *sniffle* Noooo..... Waaaaahhhh!"

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #109 on:** May 01, 2007, 07:34:12 am »

Quote from: "TomtheFanboy"

Jaz is the new topic Eve? OK!

girl voice- "Yay! I just found a quadruple life size gir Plushie and he has a springy bobble antennat that can retract so you can put on his fuzzy dog costume and yay and how will I get it home? It's bigger than Kendo Boyfriends car and *sniffle* Noooo..... Waaaaahhhh!"

ahahahaahaha *insert maniacal laugh* That was goooood, lol

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #110 on:** May 01, 2007, 07:45:36 am »

I'll do a new scene, I guess.

NT: Funniest scenario of a famous person being converted into a chibi & thrown into an anime series?

(i. e. Vice Prez Dick Cheney's chibi in Elfen Lied).

jaybug · « **Reply #111 on:** May 01, 2007, 03:25:49 pm »

Conan O'Brien gets bitten by a radioactive monkey while visiting Japan, and he becomes a 13 year old boy all over again. And can't leave the country because he no longer looks like his passport, and ends up in high school with Kaname Chidore and Sosuke Sagura. Full-On Metal Panic!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #112 on:** May 01, 2007, 04:06:36 pm »

The singer Pink is shrunken down and becomes the school bully where Chibi-Usa goes to school and Sailor Moon herself has to step in to stop the punks reign of terror. Pink terror vs Pink Horror!

NT: The Next Gen Enterprise (Enterprise D of course) enters a space fold singularity at Warp 8.7 and crashes through a dimensional wall. How do they interact with characters from a scifi anime series they've stumbled into?

jaybug · « **Reply #113 on:** May 01, 2007, 04:25:35 pm »

They try to avoid them at all costs, knowing that they could be sucked into a comic romp through time and space, never to get home again. Plus the continuity is going to be all out of whack.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #114 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:40:26 am »

Warf will freak out by all the strange things running around that he'll kill Picard & make his claim as new captain. Then, he'll photon torpedo the crap out of this sci-fi world for the glorious Romulan Empire (Yes, he'll admit to being in cahoots with them all along, as a side effect of his recent mental snap). Data will calculate the exact frequency of the singularity and mimic it with a phaser. By shooting Warf, everyone is sent back home, except now, Warf thinks he's a woman, Picard is a cannibal, & Wesley is nowhere to be found. :twisted:

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #115 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:23:14 pm »

Kirk: I think that I! Can control this mechanized SUIT! Of armor easily.

Spock: This machines weapons are most illogical...

Bones: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Gundam Fighter!

Scotty: The Burnin' Gundam won't hold, cap'n!

Okay I'm done.

New Topic: Rejected MegaMan Robot Masters and their weapons.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #116 on:** May 02, 2007, 05:08:40 pm »

Potty-Man! Powers include the Flush of Fury, the Poop-a-pult, & the Plumber Crack Attack.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #117 on:** May 02, 2007, 05:57:58 pm »

Ray-Man with the Disembodied Head Shield

Negima · « **Reply #118 on:** May 02, 2007, 06:43:30 pm »

Rhyme-Man who will greatly aggrevate you with his ability to rhyme any word you say.
(The only way to defeat him is to say Orange or Purple)

NT: What would happen if Pocky was discontinued? :shock:

jaybug · « **Reply #119 on:** May 02, 2007, 07:48:06 pm »

We would see the dancing avatar of Tom's drop dead of a heartache attack.

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #120 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:29:41 am »

the kumoricon forums would shut down because all the members would be trying to make their own version of pocky, and failing... "it's just not the same!!!!.... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #121 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:17:40 am »

Only then, out of desperation, would we all revert to eating regular sticks...and finding that they taste exactly the same, because they were the secret ingredient in Pocky! Amazing!

NT: Our favorite anime characters get......*shockandawe*.....DAY JOBS!?!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #122 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:07:46 am »

Oh, what's-his-name from Deathnote (Light, I think) working at McDonald's.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #123 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:28:04 am »

Tenchi starts working at the mall and Ayeka and Ryoko get jobs at the food shops on either side of his store to "keep an eye on him". Simply an excuse for pervy animators to put Ryoko in a Hotdog On A Stick uniform.

jaybug · « **Reply #124 on:** May 03, 2007, 03:48:25 pm »

Major Kusanagi has to work parking meters in a short skirt and spiffy little uniform.

NT: Characters from two anime bump into each other literally, who and what happens?

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #125 on:** May 03, 2007, 04:31:14 pm »

gene starwind from outlaw star bumps into ed elric from fullmetal and says "watch it shorty" ed proceeds to make a very interesting face and says "who are you calling.... *insert random analogy that has nothing to do with anything*"... then gene pulls out his gun and ed claps his hands together and the battle begins... who will win? hmmmm.... o.O

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #126 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:13:26 pm »

After appologizing to each other for knocking themselves down, Pikachu & Chibi Moon go to a bagel shop & chat. After two weeks, of bagel eating, they get married. They have 18 pika moon babies from 4 different litters, then get a divorce. Pikachu becomes an astronaut while Chibi Moon becomes an Orkin Woman.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #127 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:57:53 pm »

Osaka (from Azumanga Daioh) bumps into Zume (of Wolf's Rain); Zume shouts "WATCH IT, KID!" and Osaka, after falling flat on the ground (and lying there speechless for fifteen minutes) gets up and says....."hehehe....you're tall, mister...." At which point Zume just....he just walks away...."I need some decaf"

NT: Tenchi Muyo is in love again! but this time, with......(fill in the blank)....how did their first date go?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #128 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:14:15 pm »

I think we'll go with the Tenchi one.

He's with Sailor Moon. Things don't go so well at first. First, while at a coffee shop, they bump into Goku, who wants some more hentai action. He fights Tenchi. Tenchi is losing, & Ryoko shows up. Ryoko throws a cup of coffee at Gofu, which excites him. (Now, Ryoko & Goku are starring in hentai films).
After that is over, they go to the theater, where Tuxedo Mask is working as an usher. Seeing Sailor Moon, he makes up a lie about the planet at risk of being attacked by aliens. Sailor Moon believes him, & convinces Tenchi to help. In space, Tuxedo Mask reveals the truth & tries to finish off Tenchi. Sailor Moon notices that almost all of their clothing has been destroyed, so she whips out a Yaoi paddle & smacks Tuxedo Mask into the Sun.
Tenchi has no given up on romance & has become a munk.

Killer_Tofu · « **Reply #129 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:21:21 pm »

Quote from: "Mr_Mustash"

NT: Best Anime character to have a next door neighbor...

Ryou from tokyo mew mew. He may just up and inject you with the DNA of endangered animals to give you super powers and save the planet

(if your name is a kind of food that is)

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #130 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:24:02 pm »

Okay, fine, we'll go with this one.

Cutey Honey. I hope the reason is obvious.

jaybug · « **Reply #131 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:43:21 pm »

Tenchi, if you have binoculars! Tenchi if you don't have binoculars but are willing to go beg for a cup of sugar often!

NT: Gene Starwind and Spike Spiegel walk into a bar looking for their bounty, they see (him/her) and start walking towards and...

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #132 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:56:28 pm »

Lina Inverse.

Upon seeing the guns, Lina says, "I thiought we agreed on no weapons. Oh well, I expected this." Gourry, Zel, & Amelia pop out of nowhere like ninjas & start throwing attack spells at them. (Except Gourry, he's throwing acorns).

Gene & Spike run out of the bar, covering their faces while squeeling like little girls. Lina Inverse somehow snuck outside before hand. She stops them, then blasts then with a Mega Brando. Faye Valentine shows up & hooks up with Zelgadis while Ed & Amelia pester Lina by being chipper.

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #133 on:** May 05, 2007, 06:20:33 pm »

they notice each other walking towards their bounty, which just happens to be aisha, for some odd reason... both glare at each other and start in a dead run towards aisha. then they begin firing their guns at one another. both tall, lanky guys, they dance and dodge bullets to a horrible karaoke singer named miss yukari. upon reaching aisha, they stop, and she goes on a long, loud tirade about being a kartaru kataru warrior and on and on...

gene and spike look at eachother, shrug, and gene says "buy you a drink?" spike says "...yeah..." they turn and walk away with big sweat beads on their heads while aisha continues to brag about how awesome she is and miss yukari flails drunkenly across the stage.

wow that was long... lol... anyway

NT: it's the world wide anime gaming tournament. chosen game- guitar hero. who competes? who wins? and who fails terribly...?

Negima · « **Reply #134 on:** May 05, 2007, 08:17:18 pm »

Ed and Al Elric walk up to the game console. Each of them carries a guitar. Song for this round: "I am Iron Man"

Ed wins when Al gets too into the song and accidently crushes the guitar.

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #135 on:** May 06, 2007, 09:24:03 am »

osaka vs. tomo (both from azumanga)

osaka can't figure out how to play, much less how to hold the guitar correctly... tomo mashes buttons and presses them like mad.

they both fail. miserably. chiyo and sakaki look on astounded, and yomi says "i told you... loser" tomo says "RUNNER UP!!!!!!!!!" and osaka stands there thinking "get it together..."

jaybug · « **Reply #136 on:** May 06, 2007, 03:50:03 pm »

Moroboshi Ataru and Lum compete. All is going well for our team untill Ataru starts eyeing the girls in the audience. Lum gets jealous and zaps Ataru, and this also fries the equipment and starts a fire in the auditorium, causing mass panic. Strange aliens and monsters come out of nowhere to join the fleeing crowd. The building collapses. Ataru is seen still hounding girls for their phone numbers and addresses. Lum is still trying to catch him to give him a really big zap.

NT: You sit down at an Obento shop to have lunch. In walks, anime character, who does/says...you reply...

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #137 on:** May 06, 2007, 04:04:22 pm »

hige walks in and sniffs the air then says "oh man am i hungry..." toboe follows looking super excited, then zume mumbling how hige is a fatty, and finally kiba, looking somber as always holding the arm of a very happy cheza. i offer to buy them lunch. hige and toboe jump around saying yay food! zume crosses his arms and feigns that he's not hungry, kiba mumbles "we don't have time for this" and cheza giggles and says "this one is stuffed already, but this one's friends should eat" then we all have yummy food. blue saunters in and says "hey what about me?" we invite her to sit and eat too so she snuggles up near hige and munches some food while quent gets drunk across the street.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #138 on:** May 07, 2007, 08:12:40 am »

In walks Mario.

He wants-a some spaghetti. I laugh at him, informing him of where he's at. He responds, "You think-a I'm a idiot, huh? Everywhere has'a spaghetti for Mario!"

He jumps up & a box appears out of nowhere with a flower on top. He jumps onto the box & eats the flower, then starts hurling balls of fire at me. Though scared at first, I quickly realize that they are all going in the exact same pattern. So I grab my bento & throw it at his face. His fire abilities are gone, & he starts swearing in Italian. He jumps on my head & turns around. He tries to jump on my head again, but this time, I jump up & grab him in mid-air, then throw him to the ground. He shrinks down to about 2 feet tall, then runs away.

Now I have to buy more food.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #139 on:** May 07, 2007, 10:18:03 am »

We are all fangoriously devoured as Godzilla eats the entire building for lunch. He then eats the people who accuse him of not being anime for dessert.

NT: Macintosh and Microsoft both develop operating systems for Persocoms (as in, the androids from Chobits), they then meet at an electronics convention to compare. What happens onstage?

jaybug · « **Reply #140 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:24:14 pm »

The Microsoft ones catch a virus and start to crash all over the place. The Mac ones shout their triumph over their competitors in a language no one can understand. Much to their dismay.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #141 on:** May 08, 2007, 07:48:33 am »

Both Persocoms act kind enough with first impressions, but after a couple of minutes standing on-stage, being introduced by their respective spokespeople, Microsoft's Persocom begins losing limbs.....not falling off, they just seem to be there one minute, then they are gone, but what's that! Oh, they appear on the Mac's Persocom! The Mac Perso. continues to steal Microsoft's pieces and functions...until their exists one looming Persocom with four extra limbs, and nothing else but a pile of sparks and wires.

To explain these odd actions...the Mac spokesman just shrugs and says "...we know how to deal with competition."

NT: Anime Character hunting season has begun! Who are the hunters? Who are the hunted? And what are the hunters' weapons? How does the hunt go down?

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #142 on:** May 08, 2007, 08:37:28 am »

Elmer Fudd sneaks into the woods near the coast, "Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting wangsty bishis."

Suddenly he comes upon a sign of kanji (with a subtitle pinned beneath it) reading "Ninja Season" and sees Naruto clinging to a branch high above. As he takes aim Naruto notices and drops down just as Fudd blows the branch of the tree.

Naruto points to the saing and yells at Fudd. The subtitles now read "Pirate Season" and the Going Merry happens to be sailing just off the coast. Fudd begins to take aim at Luffy.... (and you know how the rest goes).

jaybug · « **Reply #143 on:** May 08, 2007, 03:20:51 pm »

Moroboshi Ataru has somehow been put into Tenchi's universe, and has begun to hunt Tenchi's harem. Lum is in a state. Zaps galore! Ataru is having the time of his life! He is especially fond of the fact that Ryoko is about a match for Lum.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #144 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:34:01 am »

The hunters are pokemon; the hunted is Ash & Team Rocket.

Jesse & James think that this'll be the perfect opportunity to capture pokemon, so they surrender, only to have their heads mounted on Squirttle's wall.

Ash summons Pikachu to help him out, forgetting that Pikachu is a pokemon. Pikachu pulls out an AK-47 :lol: & pumps Ash full of lead. Now, he's selling Ash's teeth on e-bay.

NT: An anime character is looking for a job @ your company. Who is the character, what does your company do, what questions do you ask, how do they respond, & do you hire them?

jaybug · « **Reply #145 on:** May 09, 2007, 03:28:01 pm »

Winry Rockbell applied here, it seemed it was the best job she could get, and still be able to further her education. She listed body parts repair on her application, as well as that she was willing to re-locate.

During her interview she produced a spare leg she said she had made for a customer. Her craftsmanship was superb. And she did seem to be able to follow orders.

Basically she is over qualified to be one of our pipefitters, but hopefully she won't learn the work habits of the ones we already have.

I couldn't make this funny, because she would be an asset working here. Would probably save a lot of money by not hiring outside contractors.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #146 on:** May 18, 2007, 12:05:04 pm »

My company makes dental floss.

The character is a Mr. Happosai.

Me: "So, Mr. Happosai, what comes to your mind when I say, 'floss'?"
H: "Ladies underwear!"
M: "Uh, okay. How about healthy?"
H: "Pretty youth girls!"
M: "Interesting. Tell me something that you spend many hours doing."
H: "Ironing the panties I've gathered from various young ladies!"
M: "Okay, last question, are you freakin' sick or something?"
H: "Well, I did have a headcold a couple of days ago, but I'm fine now."

Since there are only two other guys who work here, and there are eleven girls, I don't give him the job that he's applying for (security guard). However, I sent him on his way to a local Hooters restaurant. He gets hired there as an assistant manager.

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #147 on:** May 21, 2007, 08:49:00 pm »

Recca Hanabishi from Flame of Recca walks into my garbage disposal company.

Recca: Hey there!
Me: Hello, Mr. Hanabishi. Let's get to the questions. First off, job experience?
Recca: I'm a ninja!
Me: ...oooooookayyyyyyyy... any references?
Recca: My super shinobi squad! They can use magic you know!
Me: ...What are your skills...?
Recca: I know how to fight!
Me: ...and that gives me a reason to hire you here...?
Recca: Oh yeah! *rubs his hands together, making flames* And I can do this!
Me: YOU'RE HIRED! *handshake, dumb move, I burn my hand* OW!
*laugh and go for shakes*

New topic: The thoughts that go through a tentacle monster victim's mind o_0

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #148 on:** May 22, 2007, 07:56:46 am »

"This cruise line is getting SUCH a bad review in my blog!"

Replace cruise line with resort, planet, hotel, cult, level of hell, or college.

superjaz · « **Reply #149 on:** May 22, 2007, 01:30:11 pm »

i wanna go on a cruse some day i think it would be fun but i think i would gain weight...
anime characters go on cruse and get chubby what would they look like?

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Author Topic: Otaku Scenes from a Hat (Read 32993 times)