Author Topic: Quoting Kumoricon 2006 (Read 37145 times)

Negima · « **on:** September 04, 2006, 08:40:44 pm »

It's that time again...

Like the title says, what are some funny phrases you heard/said during the Kcon of 2006?

Real example:
*Going over rules*
"Isn't that what we agreed on earlier?"
"I don't know. I think I just moaned."

sassy_lassy · « **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2006, 08:45:28 pm »

"You and Me. Let's do alchemy"

"I have a Death Note in my pants... wanna see?"

"I'll death your note" "I'll note your death"

"Hug the Puku Bear!"

"I see your puku bears."

"Those look painful, have some candy"

*on knees* "You BIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!"

That's all I have for now. I'm in too much of a post-con daze to remember the other stuff.

reppy · « **Reply #2 on:** September 04, 2006, 08:58:53 pm »

Probably when I was sitting in line and about 5 different people came up to this girl, "Oh, you're fully clothed!" :?

Kimiski · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:05:36 pm »

OMG.... T.T
Im sitting here and I just cant beleive its over......
Im already working on my cosplay for next year, Skuld from oh my goddess.

Oh btw, thank you everyone so much for your wonderful comments on my Princess Serentiy cosplay.

Funny things I heard....
All the Yaoi stuff this year was freaking helerious.
And Bakazoku in general was AWESOME
I wish I could have gone to the 18+ panel, but sadly, im 16. *curses*
*glomps Bakazoku* U guys are freaking awesome!!!

I dont really have anything in perticular.

KUMORICON 2006 ROCKED MY SOCKS.

x HatakeKakashi x · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:07:20 pm »

On that one whiteboard, it wasn't a quote but it was funny.

"Man vent room attic"

Which soon turned into

"A tic"

xD

Anyways, let me think..

Oh. xD
"I have a keyblade for you to use! ....In my pants"
"I'll good your night"
"Chris got new balls?!"

grfu · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:12:03 pm »

*approaching a moogle* (there were two of them out there)
"Can I save my progress?"

misssarah245 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:18:49 pm »

random quote at my crossplay panel:

Person: "But how would you crossplay as a girl who only wears a really small swimsuit?"

Me: Well, without much covering...*chuckles* the only thing I could think of would be a full latex bodysuit...*thinks* actually, that'd be really hot I think...

Everyone: *Giggles insanely*

Me: "Wait, I meant temperature-wise you pervs!"

reppy · « **Reply #7 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:28:21 pm »

Suuuure you did!

Renkruia · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:32:15 pm »

"A little bit of yaoi never hurt anyone... unless you're the guy on the bottom."

"This is the line that never ends/ yes, it goes on and on my friend/ some people got into the line/ not knowing how long it was/ and they'll continue standing here forever just because this is the line that never ends...."

"Pocky; taking over the world one convention at a time."

reppy · « **Reply #9 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:33:18 pm »

"Can I get your picture?"

"Sure. But I'm not cosplaying."

"Oh... I knew that. I just wanted your picture."

BlitzAceTidus · « **Reply #10 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:34:47 pm »

" Am I DRUNK? AM I DRUNK?! JUST TELL ME WHERE CANBURY IS!!"
-Yatta Cloud

" I have a face!!!" Lizzie

AzuKyo · « **Reply #11 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:35:35 pm »

"You wanna button my buttons?"

"Buttons"

"Now for the rematch, Pope verse Pirate!"

reppy · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:40:14 pm »

There was some guy in line holding his laptop.. I think he was talking about not being old enough to drink but he wouldn't really mind if it someone did buy him drinks..

So I look at him (I'm a guy as well) and say something essentially along the lines of, "Dude.. are you trying to get me to get you drunk so I'll sleep with you? Because you don't have to be drunk."

FilkAeris · « **Reply #13 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:42:14 pm »

Quote from: "x HatakeKakashi x"

On that one whiteboard, it wasn't a quote but it was funny.

"Man vent room attic"

Which soon turned into

"A tic"!

My favorite incarnation of that sign was MAN VENTS ALE ROOM ANTIC.

(It started out as MAIN EVENTS, DEALERS ROOM, FANFIC.)

Irate Beldam · « **Reply #14 on:** September 04, 2006, 09:43:30 pm »

I...can't remember a damned thing.

I was with old highschool buddies most of the time, so it was pretty much same-ole' stuff. x3

Not that it's not funny. I just don't patricularly remember anything. >_<

Although, I did hear some ambient noise of some guy screaming hysterically something like

"OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! CALL 911, SHE'S---!!"

And then a moment later, the same voice only quieter said

"Oh, wait. Nevermind."

I really wondered wtf that was all about. XD[/size]

Zennus · « **Reply #15 on:** September 04, 2006, 10:06:20 pm »

My favorite saying took place when I was waiting in line for the pre-reg line and a ninja dropped the box of Cheez-its on the ground:

"I THINK I CAN SAVE THEM!"

and then he used CPR and held them up high

"THEY'RE ALIVE!"

XD I thought that one was pretty good.

otakusan · « **Reply #16 on:** September 04, 2006, 10:58:44 pm »

bakazoku's
"BEEF MEAT!" lol, cracks me up every time i hear it.

The other one i was in line and a guy standing behind me said "OMG....im so sexually aroused right now" I paused for a moment, thinking...that cant be what i just heard....then scooted closer to the wall. lol

BlackjackGabbiani · « **Reply #17 on:** September 04, 2006, 11:05:32 pm »

I overheard a random pair of congoers talking about Yugi's hair from Yu-Gi-Oh! and one of them said "I think it's made from melted dildos and the dreams of dead children". So of course I had to post that to PlayTheDamnCard on LJ.

grfu · « **Reply #18 on:** September 04, 2006, 11:05:42 pm »

one of the most amusing quotes was heard on monday while i was hosting the warhammer games. it went a little something like this: "We just saw some hot x-rated sea otter on sea otter action." (this is probably misquoted, but the you get the idea)

There was also the grand discussion regarding the combination of Vicious ans Sephiroth, creating Viceroth. This got some laughs. Then, of course, I countered with my combination of Spike and Cloud, creating the notorious Sploud.

reppy · « **Reply #19 on:** September 04, 2006, 11:06:29 pm »

Just remembered a funny one. I see a girl walk by in a really skimpy outfit and overhear ...

"OMG! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?"

"Oh yeah."

Wolf Wood · « **Reply #20 on:** September 04, 2006, 11:07:43 pm »

my friends dared me to go up to a kairi and get my papou fruit out and say "hey wanna go to the island and share a papou fruit" and the girl said yes then i started cracking up

Kalain-san · « **Reply #21 on:** September 04, 2006, 11:18:54 pm »

Well, off-hand before I really think on it too hard..I just have this going through my head everynow and then from the Hybrid Contest. A female Edward Elric(in very very well done look through her hair and costume I must add) was singing the first line of her song (which is a adjustment of old song that I've heard before the words "Major-General" are in place of the last two in the real one)

I am the very model of modern metal alchemist...

And note that this isn't sung slow either, it's fairly fast, so cudo's to her. If she or anyone who reads this know her, please let me how to get in any form of contact with her; on the forum is just fine, just...something. My battery died on my camera before she started that song and I would have simply LOVED to get it..quite frankly, that's not easy to do at that speed and she did it perfectly (*shifty eyes*). ^_^ Maybe somebody got it. ^_^ Oh yes..this is also my first post on here. Yo.

SachiNoDa · « **Reply #22 on:** September 04, 2006, 11:26:28 pm »

"The elevator is the new 3rd Music Room!" - Tamaki

"DO A BARREL ROLL."

"YAY FOR PINATAS~!! WOOOOO!!!" - The two main inside jokes with the Host Club.

"I don't know how to sew, so I'll just be like 'HUR HUR HUR STICK A NEEDLE IN IT.'" - Julie.

cheesethrower · « **Reply #23 on:** September 04, 2006, 11:42:11 pm »

I don't know the name of the person who said this. But she was cosplaying as an awesome Byakuya:

"Your mom is so fat, even Naruto couldn't Believe It."

Pie Row Maniac · « **Reply #24 on:** September 04, 2006, 11:43:07 pm »

"Well THIS belongs... in my pants."
~ Joe

"So I'm standing outside guarding this door or whatever doing volunteer work, and I start balancing my water bottle on my head. I dunno what happened but apparently I like... passed out. I came to and the bottle is still on my head somehow. This guy who's with me guarding the door is like 'Did you just pass out?' and I'm like 'Uhh yeah guess so' 'Are you tired?' 'No I'm just bored.'"
~ Chris (not the former-Bakazoku)

"YOU'RE THE PITCHER!! I'M THE RECEIVER!!"
~ the grunge-rocking Kakashi

FilkAeris · « **Reply #25 on:** September 05, 2006, 01:10:08 am »

Quote from: "Kalain-san"

A female Edward Elric... ...quite frankly, that's not easy to do at that speed and she did it perfectly (*shifty eyes*).

Er. Yes. Perrrrfectly. >_>;;

(That would be me, as a matter of fact. I perform under my forum name, FilkAeris. What did you need to get in contact about? ^_^)

reppy · « **Reply #26 on:** September 05, 2006, 01:14:10 am »

http://www.dunpeal.net/gallery/v/k-con-2006-072-_Large_.jpg.html

Izzat you?

Kimiski · « **Reply #27 on:** September 05, 2006, 02:36:09 am »

"Yaoi is owww--ee.... but so damn sexy!"

"The internet is for porn...." sung in the waiting line for the closing
ceremoney.

"jinkies!"

JimmyDarkside · « **Reply #28 on:** September 05, 2006, 02:51:23 am »

"Hey, why is cottage cheese called 'cottage cheese'?"

"I'm sick of yaoi. .... Ya know what I should make? A gay sword."

I'll think of more later... I'm not sure if they're all appropriate to post here though...

babysugarbear28 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 05, 2006, 02:53:06 am »

"he is a green beastie indeed" giggle giggle giggle ~Tsunade~

I can't believe I had to say that about Gai XD

Me: "Can I take your picture?"

Guy: "Yeah but can you tell me who I am?"

Me: Sad.."Well no.."

Waffles: Walks up. "He's the Juggernaut, Bitch!"

Me: 0.0....

Oh yes and this relates to cheese nips which were in room 322 of the oxford hence forward known as "Cheese Nipples... " XD

Neko_Chan · « **Reply #30 on:** September 05, 2006, 08:27:03 am »

"Everybody is gay for Bridget"

"You guys, have you been inside the bathroom?"
"Uh, yeah?"
"Did you use the soap?"
"Yeah?"
"Dosn't it remind you of bukkake?"

And several minutes later after going into the bathroom...

"Duuude, what is this?"
"I dunno! Let's rub it on our faces!"

Oh jesus.
Anything said while hanging out with Tania, Dorothy and Lucas. BEST TIME OF MY LIFE DESU.

Nekochi · « **Reply #31 on:** September 05, 2006, 09:00:14 am »

I remember when I firetruck showed up outside of the hotel. My friends and I were in the Burger King parking lot.

Kira: Look! It's a fire truck! The Red Lion's on fire!
Me: Quick everyone! To the dealer's room! We must save the merchandise!
Rin: Yeah... You don't see us taking this stuff out to our car... We paid for it! I swear!

Haha. Don't worry. We didn't do anything illegal.

Neko_Chan · « **Reply #32 on:** September 05, 2006, 09:02:28 am »

Quote from: "Nekochi"

I remember when I firetruck showed up outside of the hotel. My friends and I were in the Burger King parking lot.

Kira: Look! It's a fire truck! The Red Lion's on fire!
Me: Quick everyone! To the dealer's room! We must save the merchandise!
Rin: Yeah... You don't see us taking this stuff out to our car... We paid for it! I swear!

Haha. Don't worry. We didn't do anything illegal.

Anyone know what that was about? I thought I smelled smoke on the first or second floor. D:
And there were also police...

BakaNoKami · « **Reply #33 on:** September 05, 2006, 09:09:27 am »

Quote from: "Neko_Chan"

Anyone know what that was about? I thought I smelled smoke on the first or second floor. D:
And there were also police...

There was an ambulance, too. Someone had to get taken to the hospital.. I heard it was dehydration.

lightlysalted · « **Reply #34 on:** September 05, 2006, 11:28:24 am »

Quote from: "BakaNoKami"

Quote from: "Neko_Chan"

Anyone know what that was about? I thought I smelled smoke on the first or second floor. D:
And there were also police...

There was an ambulance, too. Someone had to get taken to the hospital.. I heard it was dehydration.

Not sure what it was all about, but a few friends and I were in the sitting area near the elevator on the 4th floor. Paramedics came up, and went down the hall and came back with someone on a stretcher. He seemed to be quite out of it, so dehydration could very likely be the case.

But again, I have no idea for sure what the reason was.

katya · « **Reply #35 on:** September 05, 2006, 11:41:32 am »

along with kumoricon, there was some sort of little-league baseball gathering this year.

someone said "**** you fatty" to one of them, just as the elevator doors closed in there face.

they replied "HAY. you shouldn't say..."

and then, well, the elevator door closed in there face.

LOL.

BlitzAceTidus · « **Reply #36 on:** September 05, 2006, 12:01:01 pm »

Quote from: "reppy"

http://www.dunpeal.net/gallery/v/k-con-2006-072-_Large_.jpg.html

Izzat you?

Nope! thats me! :O

Penumbra Shade · « **Reply #37 on:** September 05, 2006, 12:12:09 pm »

"Look! Kirby is beating Sparkly-Satan in the Pants!"
Aahh--you just have to love the NES...

valliegirl · « **Reply #38 on:** September 05, 2006, 12:22:38 pm »

So, I'm walking from the lobby towards the stairs going to the panel rooms, and standing by the elevator is a cosplayer that looks like Gekkou Hayate from Naruto (many apologies if I got the character wrong dear cosplayer). I hear, "Psst, come here", from the cosplayer. Thinking he may need directions or have a question, I go to him, like a good staff member should. I ask him what's up. With his ninja like quickness, he brandishes his weapon of choice.

"SPORK!"

I looked at him, looked at his spork.

"You don't have that peace tied."

After we recovered from giggles, he told me he'd been waiting all day for someone to say that.

On the last day, I had this thought as I was sitting in the programming suite located just across the hall from Viewing room 3.

"Hearing the happy Jpop next door somehow reminds me of the band playing as the Titanic sank."

Sasu-kitty · « **Reply #39 on:** September 05, 2006, 12:29:13 pm »

Quote from: "BakaNoKami"

Quote from: "Neko_Chan"

Anyone know what that was about? I thought I smelled smoke on the first or second floor. D:
And there were also police...

There was an ambulance, too. Someone had to get taken to the hospital.. I heard it was dehydration.

That was someone form my group. She... SHE had been playing DDR and overheated.

Note for con staff: better ventilation, more water, and fewer bodies in the game room.

Delphi · « **Reply #40 on:** September 05, 2006, 12:49:17 pm »

Hearing a Cloud say "I should get my hair peace bonded..." after nearly taking someone's eye out.

And being told by a Hat and Clogs that I "look good in that military uniform but would look even better out of it". Course, that got him a (plastic) gun in the ear.

And a little girl running up to me and saying "OMG! YOU'RE RIZA HAWKEYE! *GLOMP!*"

Kalain-san · « **Reply #41 on:** September 05, 2006, 01:12:09 pm »

Quote from: "FilkAeris"

Quote from: "Kalain-san"
A female Edward Elric... ...quite frankly, that's not easy to do at that speed and she did it perfectly (*shifty eyes*).

Er. Yes. Perrrrfectly. >_>;;

(That would be me, as a matter of fact. I perform under my forum name, FilkAeris. What did you need to get in contact about? ^_^)

Aiiiiieee! I must have the lyrics to that song! Even better would be something of you singing them. (sound, video..) I was---err---AM STILL very impressed by it all; plus..it was freaking hilarious.

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #42 on:** September 05, 2006, 01:27:08 pm »

Quote from: "Neko_Chan"

"Everybody is gay for Bridget"

Please leave the 4chan at home. No one needs to hear about everyone suddenly getting interested in doing guys just because of Bridget.

Even if I DO find Bridget cute.

I heard someone say in the exhibitor hall "Yaoi is made of WIN and *****." Someone else said "No, it's made of LOSE and VOMIT."

The dude swung his bag at the other guy. Dunno why.

Ah yeah, and a girl next to me in the Cosplay Contest line was wearing an Akuma style ball-choker. Randomly, to the crowd, she screamed "I HAVE CHRIS' BALLS!"

XD

Lin · « **Reply #43 on:** September 05, 2006, 01:43:35 pm »

"DBGT sucks major Dragon Balls!" Said by me in an argument in our hotel room.... it was later made into a comment made by our Shino turned crossdresser,"You wanna see my dragon balls?" Very naughty..... :oops:

MistressLegato · « **Reply #44 on:** September 05, 2006, 01:56:14 pm »

The Matt Damon ladies:

MATT DAAAAMOON!
reply from ACROSS the room: MATT DAMON!!

Fabulous as always. No dealer's room is complete with out random bursts of Matt Damon-age.

Me buying stuff @ Kinokuniya's table = happy kitty
Guy working at table :Our gift to you for buying Kazuya Minekura stuff *hands me two posters!!!*

Me = *FANGIRL SQUEAL*

Him = You'd better squeal.

That was HILARIOUS!!!

sumomo_san · « **Reply #45 on:** September 05, 2006, 02:42:15 pm »

"Who wants to spit in the bag?"

"We're a fizer hazard!"

oishiidesuyo · « **Reply #46 on:** September 05, 2006, 03:19:45 pm »

ah...wow, i heard lots of things but it's hard to remember!

took a video clip of various bakazoku moments, such as
"there's no better way to start your day ... than some yaoi."

[thinks] >x<

on the first day, took a picture of that fabulous L cosplayer and i told him,
"you're the best L i've seen!"
"thank you! and you're the best... little asian girl!"
XD i was dressed in my pink yukata.

maybe i'll remember more later. :3

miaki · « **Reply #47 on:** September 05, 2006, 03:54:35 pm »

only thing i can remember is:

"Frosted Yaoi Flakes" (can't remember the rest)

god yaoi jokes

x HatakeKakashi x · « **Reply #48 on:** September 05, 2006, 04:03:27 pm »

Quote from: "Keenon Williams"

Quote from: "Neko_Chan"
"Everybody is gay for Bridget"

Please leave the 4chan at home. No one needs to hear about everyone suddenly getting interested in doing guys just because of Bridget.

Even if I DO find Bridget cute.

I heard someone say in the exhibitor hall "Yaoi is made of WIN and *****." Someone else said "No, it's made of LOSE and VOMIT."

The dude swung his bag at the other guy. Dunno why.

Ah yeah, and a girl next to me in the Cosplay Contest line was wearing an Akuma style ball-choker. Randomly, to the crowd, she screamed "I HAVE CHRIS' BALLS!"

XD

Oh, that was Courtney, she won his necklace last year at an auction, in an easier expression she won his balls. I tried them on, they're really heavy Dx When I took them off my hair got caught in them.
...Yes I know how extremely wrong that sounded..

superjaz · « **Reply #49 on:** September 05, 2006, 04:44:36 pm »

who can forget
negima.."excuse me, i have to go drain the snake of spit"

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Author Topic: Quoting Kumoricon 2006 (Read 37145 times)