^: I don't own a scale, however the scale at costco said a bit over 250 when I stepped on it fully clothed. I suppose soaking wet would be a little less, but about the same.
<: A pint of water is roughly a pound, but I suspect that short hair can hold at most the weight of shoes, while clothing should more then cover skin-clinging water.
V: How many hours of sleep do you get per week (Average, Worst, Best)? (Yes, I know, I want a statical answer set.)