^ Understandable.
< Actually owns a night cap, it's soft and felty, and yes it's the long, pointy kind. I've used it about five times a year but only when it's REALLY cold. If you wake up in the middle of night and are bored you can lightly dangle the tip on the face and ear of the person next to you... Usually I warm up later into the night and take it off, so it ends up next to the .40cal.
V What's the first thing on your walls or ceiling that you seen when you wake up?