Strange Things Heard at a Con

[Dark_Lady_Kassendra]

This was done a while back, but I can't find the old thread, so here we go with a new one for the new con just past! ^.^

We want to know any strange things seen or heard at a con or about anime in general. I know there were a few things my friends and I talked about through the halls, so I want to see if anyone remembers overhearing them, lol!

I have to say that the stangest thing I saw this con was Chris dressed as a German yoodler, or whatever it was he was supposed to be, lol, forgot to ask.. lol ^.^

[Neko_Chan]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

[Ayaroki]

My friend: "I didn't come here to just get heavily petted and fondled by random people."
Random guy: "Well, what do you think conventions are for?"


>__>;

[makichan]

at the pre-reg pick-up, man gets his badge while I'm still standing in line
random guy: wow, that was painless
me: well, we can't all be lucky... maybe next year
random guy: AGH! Don't tease me!
me: *shrugs* .... LOL

[Hazuza]

Aei: *opens profiles book, points at question mark* See, they don't know how happy Itachi is!
Me: *bursts out laughing* they don't know how happy he is??
Aei: Uh... they don't know that either.

---

[after we took a pic of Sasuke cosplayer]
Aei: do you think she's ACTING cool, or is she just depressed?
otherpersonofwhichiforgothername: ~~She's staying in character~~
Aei: OoOoOoooo...

[Washougal_Otaku]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Whoa!  That's just, uh, awesome, strange, & funny.  What hotel was that?

[Delphi]

At the crossplay panel:

About crossplaying as a guy
"Just think to yourself 'no boobs' and it actually does help. Mind over matter!"

Or something like that...XD

[Neko_Chan]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Whoa!  That's just, uh, awesome, strange, & funny.  What hotel was that?

The Red Lion. xD I dunno if that's how the saop was in every bathroom, but the downstairs bathrooms (Next to te Karaoke and Panel rooms) was. The saop was automated, and white. Sooo... yes. :3

[Writer]

"Dude, I think the truffle is totally undervalued."[/size]

[x HatakeKakashi x]

"A WALRUS! ....Oh wait, nevermind."

[pieisexactlythree]

Downstairs, near the panel rooms, I spotted some tubby dork loudly ranting about having to wear the same underwear for four days in a row.  Given the fact that he clearly could have walked over to Target at any time and bought more, and that he was saying this in a loud voice, I can only assume the guy was somehow proud of this and wanted others to be aware of it.

[Fudokage]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Whoa!  That's just, uh, awesome, strange, & funny.  What hotel was that?

The Red Lion. xD I dunno if that's how the saop was in every bathroom, but the downstairs bathrooms (Next to te Karaoke and Panel rooms) was. The saop was automated, and white. Sooo... yes. :3

I remember that. I was there. I remember saying "What is THAT"

[corpsic beauty]

while waiting in the registering line, me and some girl started talking. she told me and my aunt a story about how at some different con, her friend dressed up like a bunny and they were walking down the street to get something to eat and some random guy stopped his car, got out, and tried to carry her to his car. well......he thought she "gets paid to do the wild thing", right? and they tried explaining why she was dressed like that but he didn't get them and eventually left.

[Neko_Chan]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Whoa!  That's just, uh, awesome, strange, & funny.  What hotel was that?

The Red Lion. xD I dunno if that's how the saop was in every bathroom, but the downstairs bathrooms (Next to te Karaoke and Panel rooms) was. The saop was automated, and white. Sooo... yes. :3

I remember that. I was there. I remember saying "What is THAT"

ilulucasurmainewbffaeaeaeae.

Best. Night. Ever.

"Let the Cheddar CHex Mix flow like watteer!!! It iis water in my cup!" (Insert me, on a arm chair, accidentaly tipping cheddar chex mix all over the floor while laughing hysericly) "OH JEEZ"

[Fudokage]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Whoa!  That's just, uh, awesome, strange, & funny.  What hotel was that?

The Red Lion. xD I dunno if that's how the saop was in every bathroom, but the downstairs bathrooms (Next to te Karaoke and Panel rooms) was. The saop was automated, and white. Sooo... yes. :3

I remember that. I was there. I remember saying "What is THAT"

ilulucasurmainewbffaeaeaeae.

Best. Night. Ever.

"Let the Cheddar CHex Mix flow like watteer!!! It iis water in my cup!" (Insert me, on a arm chair, accidentaly tipping cheddar chex mix all over the floor while laughing hysericly) "OH JEEZ"

Don't forget the great fall.

[Neko_Chan]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Whoa!  That's just, uh, awesome, strange, & funny.  What hotel was that?

The Red Lion. xD I dunno if that's how the saop was in every bathroom, but the downstairs bathrooms (Next to te Karaoke and Panel rooms) was. The saop was automated, and white. Sooo... yes. :3

I remember that. I was there. I remember saying "What is THAT"

ilulucasurmainewbffaeaeaeae.

Best. Night. Ever.

"Let the Cheddar CHex Mix flow like watteer!!! It iis water in my cup!" (Insert me, on a arm chair, accidentaly tipping cheddar chex mix all over the floor while laughing hysericly) "OH JEEZ"

Don't forget the great fall.

I like how you just came over and sat down with us and we were just like "hay man u r 2 kool 4 school" because most people that just randomly insert themselves into a group/conversation are rather annoying. xD Haha.

Me and some random guy sitting in Lobby Sunday morning while I was waiting for Princess;
Him: "oh maaaaan"
Me: o_o'' "What?"
Him: "I did the stupidest thing a person could do!"
Me: (Slightly intrested) "What'd you do?"
Him: "I left my new house keys in my hotel room!"

It was so funny because he just kept going on about how the maids were going to steal his keys and go to his house and steal all his stuff. XD;; It was so... akward. xD;;

[Fudokage]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Whoa!  That's just, uh, awesome, strange, & funny.  What hotel was that?

The Red Lion. xD I dunno if that's how the saop was in every bathroom, but the downstairs bathrooms (Next to te Karaoke and Panel rooms) was. The saop was automated, and white. Sooo... yes. :3

I remember that. I was there. I remember saying "What is THAT"

ilulucasurmainewbffaeaeaeae.

Best. Night. Ever.

"Let the Cheddar CHex Mix flow like watteer!!! It iis water in my cup!" (Insert me, on a arm chair, accidentaly tipping cheddar chex mix all over the floor while laughing hysericly) "OH JEEZ"

Don't forget the great fall.

I like how you just came over and sat down with us and we were just like "hay man u r 2 kool 4 school" because most people that just randomly insert themselves into a group/conversation are rather annoying. xD Haha.

Me and some random guy sitting in Lobby Sunday morning while I was waiting for Princess;
Him: "oh maaaaan"
Me: o_o'' "What?"
Him: "I did the stupidest thing a person could do!"
Me: (Slightly intrested) "What'd you do?"
Him: "I left my new house keys in my hotel room!"

It was so funny because he just kept going on about how the maids were going to steal his keys and go to his house and steal all his stuff. XD;; It was so... akward. xD;;

Hahahahaha. Ya. I usually don't go into groups like that but I was like "Oh neko-chan. and a random briget (FUTUER GF WUT? LOL) and I just sat down and figured "Hey if they don't want me here they'll just tell me to GTFO" but you guys were just like hey buddy my friend likes the ballsacks. And all was well.

[Neko_Chan]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Whoa!  That's just, uh, awesome, strange, & funny.  What hotel was that?

The Red Lion. xD I dunno if that's how the saop was in every bathroom, but the downstairs bathrooms (Next to te Karaoke and Panel rooms) was. The saop was automated, and white. Sooo... yes. :3

I remember that. I was there. I remember saying "What is THAT"

ilulucasurmainewbffaeaeaeae.

Best. Night. Ever.

"Let the Cheddar CHex Mix flow like watteer!!! It iis water in my cup!" (Insert me, on a arm chair, accidentaly tipping cheddar chex mix all over the floor while laughing hysericly) "OH JEEZ"

Don't forget the great fall.

I like how you just came over and sat down with us and we were just like "hay man u r 2 kool 4 school" because most people that just randomly insert themselves into a group/conversation are rather annoying. xD Haha.

Me and some random guy sitting in Lobby Sunday morning while I was waiting for Princess;
Him: "oh maaaaan"
Me: o_o'' "What?"
Him: "I did the stupidest thing a person could do!"
Me: (Slightly intrested) "What'd you do?"
Him: "I left my new house keys in my hotel room!"

It was so funny because he just kept going on about how the maids were going to steal his keys and go to his house and steal all his stuff. XD;; It was so... akward. xD;;

Hahahahaha. Ya. I usually don't go into groups like that but I was like "Oh neko-chan. and a random briget (FUTUER GF WUT? LOL) and I just sat down and figured "Hey if they don't want me here they'll just tell me to GTFO" but you guys were just like hey buddy my friend likes the ballsacks. And all was well.

We would be like "omg go back to /b/ u /b/tard! D: D: D':" But we weren't.
Haha. I own. Neko-chan. Pshaw.
Someone into your microphone: "WHO LOVES YAOI!?" (Insert everyone screaming)
Oishiidesuyo and I into it: "WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?!" (Crickets chirping, silence).
ODY and I: "T__T;;"

omg and that totaly drunk Lee who got up on stage. ack.

Desudesudesudesudesudesdu.

"ITS DES!"
._.... "desu."

[Fudokage]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Whoa!  That's just, uh, awesome, strange, & funny.  What hotel was that?

The Red Lion. xD I dunno if that's how the saop was in every bathroom, but the downstairs bathrooms (Next to te Karaoke and Panel rooms) was. The saop was automated, and white. Sooo... yes. :3

I remember that. I was there. I remember saying "What is THAT"

ilulucasurmainewbffaeaeaeae.

Best. Night. Ever.

"Let the Cheddar CHex Mix flow like watteer!!! It iis water in my cup!" (Insert me, on a arm chair, accidentaly tipping cheddar chex mix all over the floor while laughing hysericly) "OH JEEZ"

Don't forget the great fall.

I like how you just came over and sat down with us and we were just like "hay man u r 2 kool 4 school" because most people that just randomly insert themselves into a group/conversation are rather annoying. xD Haha.

Me and some random guy sitting in Lobby Sunday morning while I was waiting for Princess;
Him: "oh maaaaan"
Me: o_o'' "What?"
Him: "I did the stupidest thing a person could do!"
Me: (Slightly intrested) "What'd you do?"
Him: "I left my new house keys in my hotel room!"

It was so funny because he just kept going on about how the maids were going to steal his keys and go to his house and steal all his stuff. XD;; It was so... akward. xD;;

Hahahahaha. Ya. I usually don't go into groups like that but I was like "Oh neko-chan. and a random briget (FUTUER GF WUT? LOL) and I just sat down and figured "Hey if they don't want me here they'll just tell me to GTFO" but you guys were just like hey buddy my friend likes the ballsacks. And all was well.

We would be like "omg go back to /b/ u /b/tard! D: D: D':" But we weren't.
Haha. I own. Neko-chan. Pshaw.
Someone into your microphone: "WHO LOVES YAOI!?" (Insert everyone screaming)
Oishiidesuyo and I into it: "WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?!" (Crickets chirping, silence).
ODY and I: "T__T;;"

omg and that totaly drunk Lee who got up on stage. ack.

Desudesudesudesudesudesdu.

"ITS DES!"
._.... "desu."

Hahaha. I forgot about Crotch Lee.
OMG that guy couldn't get that we were joking around. Yay for elite otaku who think they are all that XD

[Neko_Chan]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Whoa!  That's just, uh, awesome, strange, & funny.  What hotel was that?

The Red Lion. xD I dunno if that's how the saop was in every bathroom, but the downstairs bathrooms (Next to te Karaoke and Panel rooms) was. The saop was automated, and white. Sooo... yes. :3

I remember that. I was there. I remember saying "What is THAT"

ilulucasurmainewbffaeaeaeae.

Best. Night. Ever.

"Let the Cheddar CHex Mix flow like watteer!!! It iis water in my cup!" (Insert me, on a arm chair, accidentaly tipping cheddar chex mix all over the floor while laughing hysericly) "OH JEEZ"

Don't forget the great fall.

I like how you just came over and sat down with us and we were just like "hay man u r 2 kool 4 school" because most people that just randomly insert themselves into a group/conversation are rather annoying. xD Haha.

Me and some random guy sitting in Lobby Sunday morning while I was waiting for Princess;
Him: "oh maaaaan"
Me: o_o'' "What?"
Him: "I did the stupidest thing a person could do!"
Me: (Slightly intrested) "What'd you do?"
Him: "I left my new house keys in my hotel room!"

It was so funny because he just kept going on about how the maids were going to steal his keys and go to his house and steal all his stuff. XD;; It was so... akward. xD;;

Hahahahaha. Ya. I usually don't go into groups like that but I was like "Oh neko-chan. and a random briget (FUTUER GF WUT? LOL) and I just sat down and figured "Hey if they don't want me here they'll just tell me to GTFO" but you guys were just like hey buddy my friend likes the ballsacks. And all was well.

We would be like "omg go back to /b/ u /b/tard! D: D: D':" But we weren't.
Haha. I own. Neko-chan. Pshaw.
Someone into your microphone: "WHO LOVES YAOI!?" (Insert everyone screaming)
Oishiidesuyo and I into it: "WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?!" (Crickets chirping, silence).
ODY and I: "T__T;;"

omg and that totaly drunk Lee who got up on stage. ack.

Desudesudesudesudesudesdu.

"ITS DES!"
._.... "desu."

Hahaha. I forgot about Crotch Lee.
OMG that guy couldn't get that we were joking around. Yay for elite otaku who think they are all that XD

Haha, I know. xD It's like, you're not Japanese, please, I understand that you're passionate, but you couldn't tell that we were joking around? I mean what kind of person would say "OMG U GAIS!!! MY ATAMA IS SOOO ITAI WAII OHHH DESU!KA?"... well... I guess most of the people at the convention huh? xp

[Fudokage]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Whoa!  That's just, uh, awesome, strange, & funny.  What hotel was that?

The Red Lion. xD I dunno if that's how the saop was in every bathroom, but the downstairs bathrooms (Next to te Karaoke and Panel rooms) was. The saop was automated, and white. Sooo... yes. :3

I remember that. I was there. I remember saying "What is THAT"

ilulucasurmainewbffaeaeaeae.

Best. Night. Ever.

"Let the Cheddar CHex Mix flow like watteer!!! It iis water in my cup!" (Insert me, on a arm chair, accidentaly tipping cheddar chex mix all over the floor while laughing hysericly) "OH JEEZ"

Don't forget the great fall.

I like how you just came over and sat down with us and we were just like "hay man u r 2 kool 4 school" because most people that just randomly insert themselves into a group/conversation are rather annoying. xD Haha.

Me and some random guy sitting in Lobby Sunday morning while I was waiting for Princess;
Him: "oh maaaaan"
Me: o_o'' "What?"
Him: "I did the stupidest thing a person could do!"
Me: (Slightly intrested) "What'd you do?"
Him: "I left my new house keys in my hotel room!"

It was so funny because he just kept going on about how the maids were going to steal his keys and go to his house and steal all his stuff. XD;; It was so... akward. xD;;

Hahahahaha. Ya. I usually don't go into groups like that but I was like "Oh neko-chan. and a random briget (FUTUER GF WUT? LOL) and I just sat down and figured "Hey if they don't want me here they'll just tell me to GTFO" but you guys were just like hey buddy my friend likes the ballsacks. And all was well.

We would be like "omg go back to /b/ u /b/tard! D: D: D':" But we weren't.
Haha. I own. Neko-chan. Pshaw.
Someone into your microphone: "WHO LOVES YAOI!?" (Insert everyone screaming)
Oishiidesuyo and I into it: "WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?!" (Crickets chirping, silence).
ODY and I: "T__T;;"

omg and that totaly drunk Lee who got up on stage. ack.

Desudesudesudesudesudesdu.

"ITS DES!"
._.... "desu."

Hahaha. I forgot about Crotch Lee.
OMG that guy couldn't get that we were joking around. Yay for elite otaku who think they are all that XD

Haha, I know. xD It's like, you're not Japanese, please, I understand that you're passionate, but you couldn't tell that we were joking around? I mean what kind of person would say "OMG U GAIS!!! MY ATAMA IS SOOO ITAI WAII OHHH DESU!KA?"... well... I guess most of the people at the convention huh? xp

LOLOLOL
Ya. Pretty much. Oh em gee neko-chan you should ttly get on one of yo messengers yo.

[the_wind_the_sea]

Don't ask about this conversation...

Bug: Dude, you look like a pineapple.
Me: *looks at self in yellow suit*No I don't.
Bug: If we gave you a green top hat, you would so be a pineapple.
Me: o.0 We need to go on stage now.

That was my Seiya and I while we where waiting to go on stage with Blackmail on Cosplayers.

[Brack]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Did the soap spray you in the face?

[Neko_Chan]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Did the soap spray you in the face?

No, although, I put it on my face and about five minutes later smeared it off. xD We then coined the phrase "WHAT IS THAT?" in reponse. xDDD;

[Fudokage]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Did the soap spray you in the face?

No, although, I put it on my face and about five minutes later smeared it off. xD We then coined the phrase "WHAT IS THAT?" in reponse. xDDD;

Now this is true

[Brack]

"The saop in the bathrooms reminds me of bukkake..."

Did the soap spray you in the face?

No, although, I put it on my face and about five minutes later smeared it off. xD We then coined the phrase "WHAT IS THAT?" in reponse. xDDD;

Well done, chap, well done^_^.