Author Topic: my poky.........my poor poor poky!! (Read 17272 times)

corpsic beauty · « **on:** September 22, 2006, 08:44:30 pm »

ok, so today i was really craving some chocolate poky, right? well my aunt was on her way to the store anyway so i asked her to grab me some while she was there. so she gets back, i open up the box and the package and find................THAT ALL MY POKY WERE STUCK TOGETHER!!!! when they shipped them, it must have gotten hot and they melted......into a ginormous clump! so i'm sitting there with this dazed look on my face.....and my aunt said "well, i guess you can just stick the whole thing in your mouth....." but i couldn't! it's poky for darn sakes you don't just eat it all at once! you savor it! but......what else could i do?

any advise on how to un-stick my poky???

guspasho · « **Reply #1 on:** September 22, 2006, 09:31:49 pm »

Fire is the best solution.

superjaz · « **Reply #2 on:** September 22, 2006, 10:07:11 pm »

try puting the pocky in a air tight sandwich bag and put it in warm water for a in then dry bad and see if yo can separate them

corpsic beauty · « **Reply #3 on:** September 23, 2006, 11:42:41 am »

wow i feel really retarded now.......i don't even know how to spell pocky!! but then again, it was late at night and i was deeply disturbed by this.........

if i fired them, they would all melt and/or burn and if they didn't, the chocholate would run off of them anyway.......

but the sandwitch bag sounds like a good idea....i'll try it!

kylite · « **Reply #4 on:** September 23, 2006, 11:45:23 am »

hint: butter knife and patience and precision.

The Night Bringer · « **Reply #5 on:** September 23, 2006, 03:43:01 pm »

I say your going at it all wrong. Just think of it as Super Pocky!!

Vondan · « **Reply #6 on:** September 23, 2006, 03:50:20 pm »

aint there some sort of record about how many pocky some one can eat at once. The guinness book used to keep track of how many cigerettes some one could smoke. Lets add a anime book of records talent show to the next con

kylite · « **Reply #7 on:** September 23, 2006, 04:26:42 pm »

thats... just sick and disgusting.

Hazuza · « **Reply #8 on:** September 23, 2006, 04:39:21 pm »

Quote from: "Vondan"

Lets add a anime book of records talent show to the next con

Ooh! We should do that!! we should REALLY DO THAT!!! sort of an anime almanac >> slash record book... ideasideasideas!!!

Like a ramen eating contest we should hold @_@ A BIG one... oh yes... and the most pocky/biggest collections/ cosplayers of the year winners... ~squee~

corpsic beauty · « **Reply #9 on:** September 23, 2006, 07:18:55 pm »

ok! i'll keep score! or record...or..........i'll be that person XP

superjaz · « **Reply #10 on:** September 24, 2006, 01:24:07 am »

Quote from: "kylite"

hint: butter knife and patience and precision.

oo or ezacto knife dont cut your self!!

Vondan · « **Reply #11 on:** September 24, 2006, 01:35:20 am »

Quote from: "superjaz3p"

Quote from: "kylite"
hint: butter knife and patience and precision.

oo or ezacto knife dont cut your self!!

yeah better use a steel straight edge ruler and keep your fingers on the ruller. Dont do a vondan and cut off 1/4 of a finger tip that takes a year to grow back close to right

superjaz · « **Reply #12 on:** September 24, 2006, 11:01:32 am »

ouchy

corpsic beauty · « **Reply #13 on:** September 24, 2006, 04:07:49 pm »

O.o

um how bout not? i tried supperjaz'z sandwitch thingie and it worked......cept for the fact that half of the chocolate is off of em and i got the chocolate everywhere! so.......you can put your knives down now

Raccon-Faced_Keruri · « **Reply #14 on:** September 24, 2006, 07:32:40 pm »

Quote from: "corpsic beauty"

O.o

um how bout not? i tried supperjaz'z sandwitch thingie and it worked......cept for the fact that half of the chocolate is off of em and i got the chocolate everywhere! so.......you can put your knives down now

Wow...

...I think some people have a bit too much time on their hands to devise theories on how to unstick pocky...

...and they rule!!

Negima · « **Reply #15 on:** September 25, 2006, 08:27:05 pm »

Quote from: "Raccon-Faced_Keruri"

Wow...

...I think some people have a bit too much time on their hands to devise theories on how to unstick pocky...

...and they rule!!

Hey, if we didn't have people with too much time on their hands, how would we know not to stick random objects in a VCR?

Raccon-Faced_Keruri · « **Reply #16 on:** September 26, 2006, 05:21:02 pm »

Quote from: "Negima"

Quote from: "Raccon-Faced_Keruri"
Wow...

...I think some people have a bit too much time on their hands to devise theories on how to unstick pocky...

...and they rule!!

Hey, if we didn't have people with too much time on their hands, how would we know not to stick random objects in a VCR?

That is very true.

...But isn't it common sense not to put a fork in the toaster?

corpsic beauty · « **Reply #17 on:** September 26, 2006, 07:17:35 pm »

well it is written in the warning label........BUT WHO READS NOWADAYS??!??!?

Hazuza · « **Reply #18 on:** September 26, 2006, 08:56:02 pm »

Quote from: "corpsic beauty"

well it is written in the warning label........BUT WHO READS NOWADAYS??!??!?

*raises hand* I do!

I get bored and read labels for no reason at times >>... like I found a SeCrEt flap on this acne medicine once... which explained why it cut off in the middle of explaining something about 'Children under three should not drink--'.

Pie Row Maniac · « **Reply #19 on:** September 26, 2006, 10:03:04 pm »

I want a shirt that says:

"Support natural selection: Get rid of warning labels."

Prince Nori · « **Reply #20 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:36:55 am »

you guys are insane. jk

just eat the damn thing already before I come and eat it myself! >D

um....don't hurt me...o___o *runs away*

kylite · « **Reply #21 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:49:13 am »

tag found on chainsaw: do not attempt to stop with genitals.

*blinks* ...*blinks*....

Ya know someone had to do it for them to make such a tag.

superjaz · « **Reply #22 on:** September 27, 2006, 12:08:53 pm »

Quote from: "Pie Row Maniac"

I want a shirt that says:

"Support natural selection: Get rid of warning labels."

oooo i would buy one!

The Night Bringer · « **Reply #23 on:** September 27, 2006, 08:12:47 pm »

Quote from: "Raccon-Faced_Keruri"

Quote from: "Negima"
Quote from: "Raccon-Faced_Keruri"
Wow...

...I think some people have a bit too much time on their hands to devise theories on how to unstick pocky...

...and they rule!!

Hey, if we didn't have people with too much time on their hands, how would we know not to stick random objects in a VCR?

That is very true.

...But isn't it common sense not to put a fork in the toaster?

Maybe they were in the mood for Fork Toast....or a death wish.

The Night Bringer · « **Reply #24 on:** September 27, 2006, 08:14:05 pm »

Quote from: "kylite"

tag found on chainsaw: do not attempt to stop with genitals.

*blinks* ...*blinks*....

Ya know someone had to do it for them to make such a tag.

Wow, that makes me cry on the inside.

corpsic beauty · « **Reply #25 on:** September 27, 2006, 09:40:34 pm »

kylite> ya know...........i'm not gonna comment on that.

prince nori> i alrady finished the poky. i'm on my second box now lol

Prince Nori · « **Reply #26 on:** October 05, 2006, 12:49:30 pm »

good...I'm glad you ate it. ^^ otherwise...stuff might grow on it if you leave it out too long...then it might start running around...really fast...and it shall scream things about eating bacon egg spam dishes...and then it will turn into a zombie and EAT PEOPLE...and then a giant squid shall come and devour the chocolate covered biscuity goodness and then it will morph into an EVIL GIANT CHOCOLATE COVERED BISCUIT ZOMBIE SQUID OF DOOM!! AAAH!!!

If someone cosplays as that to Kcon next year, I give em 20 bucks. (._.) no joke...

The Night Bringer · « **Reply #27 on:** October 06, 2006, 02:37:23 am »

Evil giant chocolate covered biscuit Zombie squids of doom are tasty, especialy with ketchup.

corpsic beauty · « **Reply #28 on:** October 06, 2006, 09:41:58 am »

ya know.....tha'd be kinda......interesting....if pocky all over the world just grew legs one day and did a little dance.... O.o

Prince Nori · « **Reply #29 on:** October 06, 2006, 10:11:59 am »

a dance of doom?

corpsic beauty · « **Reply #30 on:** October 06, 2006, 01:51:04 pm »

yes! and they would rule the world because we would be sent into a trance and we will serve under them forever!!!

Prince Nori · « **Reply #31 on:** October 06, 2006, 05:20:27 pm »

ok....But I don't want to serve them TT__TT

The Night Bringer · « **Reply #32 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:44:18 am »

As if pocky weren't addicting enough, now it does a little dance to enslave our pathetic human minds. Hurray! D=

corpsic beauty · « **Reply #33 on:** October 07, 2006, 09:26:45 pm »

i kinda like that idea.... O.o

Prince Nori · « **Reply #34 on:** October 07, 2006, 11:07:54 pm »

we should all do a pocky dance together at Kcon next year >D

Vondan · « **Reply #35 on:** October 07, 2006, 11:12:25 pm »

Is that like Snoopy's happy beagle dance

corpsic beauty · « **Reply #36 on:** October 08, 2006, 09:13:48 pm »

no. it's like this:
you lift up your hands to your shoulders and this is how it goes
you fully lift up one arm in the air while sticking the other side leg out like your gonna kick someone.
then you switch.
it's helpfull when while you raise your hand in the air, you stick out your pointer finger. yup.
and that is how you do the
POCKY DANCE

The Night Bringer · « **Reply #37 on:** October 08, 2006, 11:21:05 pm »

I don't know. Sounds like a new age goose stomp to me. Oh by the gods, pocky nazis. *cries in horror.*

superjaz · « **Reply #38 on:** October 09, 2006, 12:03:37 am »

am i the only one who thinks of garfields poky when they read the post title?

Brack · « **Reply #39 on:** October 09, 2006, 01:39:46 am »

*surprised this thead survived past page one*

Prince Nori · « **Reply #40 on:** October 09, 2006, 07:12:28 am »

What should the pocky song be??? We can't do the dance without a song!! DX

corpsic beauty · « **Reply #41 on:** October 09, 2006, 07:57:26 pm »

i dunno. my imagination dosn't streatch that far...

Prince Nori · « **Reply #42 on:** October 10, 2006, 08:31:54 pm »

Let's dance like Gackt to the song Vanilla!!

or a Pocky Numa Numa??? nooooooo, anything but the Numa Numa... *shudders*

The Night Bringer · « **Reply #43 on:** October 11, 2006, 01:47:45 am »

Pocky Yatta dance!!

Prince Nori · « **Reply #44 on:** October 11, 2006, 07:00:16 am »

yatta!! XD

The Night Bringer · « **Reply #45 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:35:50 am »

Yatta is the dance of life.

superjaz · « **Reply #46 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:58:12 am »

but ..(i say this as a really big gackt fan who loves his music with all heart)
gackt cant dance really he cant , its one of those cooky things about him that we love

corpsic beauty · « **Reply #47 on:** October 11, 2006, 04:15:06 pm »

Quote from: "The Night Bringer"

Yatta is the dance of life.

i think it should be that because it would give the pocky life!
muahahaha
pocky

The Night Bringer · « **Reply #48 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:36:28 pm »

We should just sell our minds to the pocky corperation now, lets face it, they already won.

corpsic beauty · « **Reply #49 on:** October 12, 2006, 08:17:04 pm »

*waves the white flag*

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Author Topic: my poky.........my poor poor poky!! (Read 17272 times)