Have you ever tried microwaving peeps? I did last spring, and the little bastards swelled up to nearly 4 times their usual size, before disintegrating. I lol'd.
Brack, stop corrupting the kiddies! Besides, if they're old enough to know what it is, they're probably old enough to figure out how to get their paws on it without your help. ;)
Meanwhile, is anybody seriously interested in a meetup?