Author Topic: Quote of the day (Read 17185 times)

Vondan · « **on:** November 08, 2006, 11:48:55 am »

Waffles are like pancakes that can control the syrup. It's like 'hey syrup, where do you think you're going running towards the sides like that? Get in a square. What? That square is full? Then get in the one NEXT to it.'

-Mitch Hedberg Dead Comedian

Von "I thought some one on the forum could use that quote" Dan

kylite · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:20:29 pm »

Trying to outsmart everybody is the greatest fooly of all.

superjaz · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:44:28 pm »

i tried to walk into target but i missed
also by mitch may he rest in peace
qoute.....
"i'd like to belive in myths that elives lives there are alagators in new york sewers that prezedent bush has a concious.."
stephen king

Waffles · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:49:14 pm »

"and if I would have been laying down there would have been a hole in that bed."
earl kemmer, a man, a friend, and a teacher.

princessfrodo · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:18:10 pm »

A friend once told me this when I was younger, and about to burn all of my writings because I thought they were miserable massacres of the English language:

"A thousand stories, left untold, are still a massacre."

And, of course, the ever favorite:

"I drank what!?"

superjaz · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:33:37 pm »

my friend eric
"its only trouble if you get caught"

Pixie Stix · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2006, 05:46:34 pm »

I was at the park once and my friend was screaming in pain from falling from a tree and landing on pinecones and spiky stuff.

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! -butterfly floats by- hey a butterfly AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Negima · « **Reply #7 on:** November 08, 2006, 10:13:18 pm »

from Car Talk: Famous last words

"I wonder where the momma bear went?"

Pie Row Maniac · « **Reply #8 on:** November 09, 2006, 09:52:40 am »

One night, me and a friend were taking shots of Smirnov and this conversation ensued:
Her: "Does it burn?" *referring to me just downing a shot*
Me: "Like a walrus in heat!"
Her: "A... walrus in heat?"
Me: "Cuz walruses are funny!!"

That night I discovered that I'm better at video games drunk

the_wind_the_sea · « **Reply #9 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:24:22 am »

"To the illuminated mind, the whole world sparkles with light." --- Ralph Waldo Emmerson

"Please check your sanity at the door and delcare all fruits and vegetables." --- 'Manda

The first one, well I abosuletly love Ralph Waldo Emmerson's works, and the second one... Dude... That suits us conners so well.

Kimiski · « **Reply #10 on:** November 09, 2006, 12:40:00 pm »

"Prostitution helps the economy" :lol:

superjaz · « **Reply #11 on:** November 09, 2006, 05:04:32 pm »

me "i wonder how i;d be drunk
my friend sara "i dont i've seen you on suger you act the same way"

Waffles · « **Reply #12 on:** November 09, 2006, 06:32:06 pm »

"I can do anything I want i'm eccentric" -john cleese

"hail to the king baby" bruce campbell

Antares · « **Reply #13 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:09:07 pm »

caitsith511 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:18:42 pm »

"If you drop your keys into lava, let them go, their gone"-SNL

superjaz · « **Reply #15 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:59:17 pm »

^ nice one!
yo that is my little brother, new to forums, yay little bro be nice to him cuz he my little bro

jaybug · « **Reply #16 on:** November 09, 2006, 08:00:33 pm »

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." Yogi Berra

superjaz · « **Reply #17 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:29:51 pm »

kendo boyfriend "i've never seen an anime i didnt think was okay"
me "reingh"
kb "where i dont see any rain.."

Lin · « **Reply #18 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:51:27 pm »

Quote from: "caitsith511"

"If you drop your keys into lava, let them go, their gone"-SNL

Hmmm the same could be said of dropping personal identification into a tar pit... except they will eventually dig it up and wonder why the hell its next to a mastadon...-quote by my cousin upon reading the quoted sentence!

BoredHorror · « **Reply #19 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:54:49 pm »

my friend told me this one:

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #20 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:58:00 pm »

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

Waffles · « **Reply #21 on:** November 12, 2006, 01:09:05 am »

F**k It all

-me two night ago

jaybug · « **Reply #22 on:** November 12, 2006, 04:54:04 pm »

" You know how to whistle don't you, just put your lips together and blow."
Lauren Bacall in Key Largo, I think.

Negima · « **Reply #23 on:** November 12, 2006, 10:09:46 pm »

Me talking with a customer the day before the UO vs. USC football game.

Customer: "So who do you think is going to win? I think it's going to be the team who makes the fewest turnovers. You?"
Me: "I think it's going to be the team who scores the most points."

Dealrith · « **Reply #24 on:** November 13, 2006, 11:03:49 am »

"I've lost myself,
I've gone to find myself,
If I should return before I get back,
Please tell me to wait."

I got this from history teacher some years back. Now I have the shirt :twisted:

jaybug · « **Reply #25 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:24:16 pm »

" Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most." T-shirt some time ago.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #26 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:33:51 pm »

"Color Blind People Suck!"
~On a Red T-shirt written in Green

princessfrodo · « **Reply #27 on:** November 15, 2006, 04:54:13 pm »

"Don't worry, I'm not here to eat your brains. You don't have any." -a friend of mine dressed as a zombie a few years back.

"You can't see me. I have a shrubbery." - me, dressed as a ninja a few years back, holding up a stick. Didn't work. ^.^;

Negima · « **Reply #28 on:** November 15, 2006, 05:16:50 pm »

*A band at a basketball game is playing the theme to Duck Tales*

"You know, one of these days the people in the student section aren't going to know what that song is from."
"Yeah but not for awhile."
"Oh yeah? How old were you when that show came on?"
"Let's see, I was about 6 or 7. Some of them are freshmen now so... oh dear god."
"Happens fast, doesn't it?"

No, NO! I refuse to grow up. :shock:

Dealrith · « **Reply #29 on:** November 16, 2006, 02:49:22 pm »

"Lets go play army......I'll drop to the ground and you can blow me all to hell"

my little brother when I threatened to ban him when he was flirty with my best friend.......gerk got me laughing so hard I had to let him stay

superjaz · « **Reply #30 on:** November 16, 2006, 05:02:07 pm »

don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for thouht are crunchy and taste good with kechup

Dealrith · « **Reply #31 on:** November 17, 2006, 09:51:27 am »

lets see how many of you know this one......
"If stupid is a disease then your malignorant. Don't worry though, I think there is a cure and it involves a baseball bat....."

superjaz · « **Reply #32 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:37:41 am »

how about this one from the book " a canticl for lewbowiz"
for give me father i ate a lizard"

Waffles · « **Reply #33 on:** November 18, 2006, 05:55:02 pm »

"Obviously you're not a golfer. "

big lebowski

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #34 on:** November 18, 2006, 07:53:39 pm »

"If you've still got bullets, keep shooting!"

- Kome Sawaguchi, Blue Seed

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #35 on:** November 18, 2006, 08:30:01 pm »

"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!"
- Asuka, EVA

superjaz · « **Reply #36 on:** November 19, 2006, 11:54:01 am »

ed: Lesson! Lesson! If you see a stranger, follow him

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #37 on:** November 19, 2006, 12:14:05 pm »

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #38 on:** November 19, 2006, 12:14:45 pm »

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
George Gobol.

jaybug · « **Reply #39 on:** November 19, 2006, 03:44:45 pm »

You talkin' ta me?!?
Bobby DeNiro, Taxi Driver

princessfrodo · « **Reply #40 on:** November 20, 2006, 03:27:28 am »

"I didn't want to be a doll."

Ghost in the Shell 2

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #41 on:** November 20, 2006, 06:46:07 am »

“When I closed my eyes and tried to blow my brains out, the only person I could see was you.”

princessfrodo · « **Reply #42 on:** November 20, 2006, 03:18:34 pm »

"I greasy, help"

spambot

Every time I see that I chuckle. It unnerves my roommates. :lol:

jaybug · « **Reply #43 on:** November 20, 2006, 07:42:30 pm »

"Mind if I smoke?" "No, mind if I fart?"

Steve Martin

Lin · « **Reply #44 on:** November 20, 2006, 09:56:31 pm »

I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM, YOU HAVE A PERCEPTION PROBLEM.

Can't remember!

Waffles · « **Reply #45 on:** November 20, 2006, 10:30:11 pm »

I have a lovley bunch of cocunuts

Dealrith · « **Reply #46 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:13:29 pm »

The saying I seem to get from most of my friends

"Your a guy so it doesn't count"

snakeling · « **Reply #47 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:45:45 pm »

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

-Oscar Wilde

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

-Oscar Wilde

Vondan · « **Reply #48 on:** November 21, 2006, 02:12:55 pm »

"Wow I created a popular thread"

-Vondan

superjaz · « **Reply #49 on:** November 21, 2006, 02:21:09 pm »

me in responce to my bad gramer
"yayness i am love ed

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Author Topic: Quote of the day (Read 17185 times)