Oh god....this one is long...
Ok so a lady walks into a bar, looking for someone to talk to. She sees a man sitting alone and goes up to talk to him. "Hey, what are you drinking?" she askes when she notices his beer has no label. He replies "magic beer". She gets a curious look "what makes it so magical?" The man takes a sip of the beer, walks up the the nearest window, jumps out, flys around the building three times and comes back in. "WOW! Can I have some?" The man nods and goes up to the bartender "Give her one of what I'm having." He says. She takes the beer given to her, takes a sip, jumps out the window, falling 3 stories down, breaking every bone in her body and dying. The bartender turns to the man "Superman, you sure are a jerk when your DRUNK!"
Favorite DECENT joke?