Don't think I have a favorite...so I will just post one lol(I am blonde & don't take offense lol...they can be funny!)
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, slammed it shut, & stormed angrily back into her house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it & then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, then man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"
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