The Llurgoyff
Little known fact: The Llurgoyff, a mythical creature from the Trading Card Game series Magic: The Gathering, served on the San Francisco Board of Directors from District 5 from April 1, 1978 to April 4, 1978. The Llurgoyff quit because he felt that he had a much more prominent future in the auto sales industry. He currently stands trial for assaulting, raping, killing, and devouring Hans Doe [last name unavailable].
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