Not mine, but my friend made up random Star Wars: Episode II haiku
Soft sand on Naboo
Like the skin of my lover
Damned two suns
Memories of heat
And sand like little pebbles
Jawa rape just sucks.
And for random Star Wars RP character
Lightsabre blade shines
Crimson droplets on my skin
Ruined leather coat
And lastly one about her cat:
Furry clawed demon
Scratching post from my bare flesh
Go hack a hairball.