Author Topic: The haiku thread (Read 51452 times)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #150 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:21:09 am »

You can't kill haiku
if you shake my paranoia
Ya can't stop haiku

ya can't stop haiku
Stop haiku? Can't stop haiku!
shake paranoia

The movin' movin'
write just like Murasaki
into the groovin'

DancingTofu · « **Reply #151 on:** October 15, 2007, 12:05:12 am »

haiku has three
syllables, do you not see?
Because of dipthongs.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #152 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:10:58 am »

I will dip your thong
When I say "Hai!" I don't
Say "ha-ee" OK?

Deconstructing and
overenunciating
is not poetry

DancingTofu · « **Reply #153 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:43:52 pm »

You can kiss my thong,
and by that, I mean buttocks,
because I don't care.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #154 on:** October 17, 2007, 03:28:34 pm »

At least you are good
enough to disagree in
haiku form. Thank You.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #155 on:** October 18, 2007, 08:43:22 pm »

It is a pleasure,
to simultaneously
rebel and conform.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #156 on:** October 29, 2007, 04:15:09 pm »

Gather 'round the box,
The box filled with happiness,
beautiful pocky.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #157 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:10:56 pm »

an online order
I take a risk for the club
I get way too much

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #158 on:** November 23, 2007, 11:16:57 am »

oh do not fear Tom
For the boxes, and boxes
Will soon be no more >:3

DancingTofu · « **Reply #159 on:** November 23, 2007, 08:01:43 pm »

And so, I purchased
ANALOG CONTROLLER 3,
the engrish is great

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #160 on:** November 24, 2007, 11:58:35 am »

I sniffle, and then...
A gargantuan sneeze, UGH!
Yes, Grape Nuts will fly.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #161 on:** December 02, 2007, 05:56:34 pm »

Remember your socks
When you exit this building
Or you will perish.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #162 on:** February 22, 2008, 02:03:17 am »

Poi is quite bad ass
I hope that soon I will burn
That would be most good.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #163 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:24:44 am »

Everyone should know
That haikus are so last year,
Terza Remas win!

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #164 on:** February 22, 2008, 08:50:27 pm »

Only prostitutes
Don't post in this sexy thread
doncha guys think so?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #165 on:** February 23, 2008, 11:00:10 pm »

Sexy thread is hawt.
It eats rocks and ***** lightning.
It's made of badass.

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Modified due to foul Langauge

Daxe · « **Reply #166 on:** March 07, 2008, 07:49:00 pm »

Dinner Time Soon mm
Cake is making me hungry
I can has some cake?

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #167 on:** March 08, 2008, 09:56:39 am »

Another order
more pocky, but it has been shipped
to my parents house

Invader spleen · « **Reply #168 on:** March 08, 2008, 02:43:09 pm »

I tend to speak of
many various items
like shoujo manga

balmno · « **Reply #169 on:** March 08, 2008, 03:09:41 pm »

If I were Goku
I would shoot energy blast all day
Kamehameha

(anime haiku FTW)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #170 on:** March 18, 2008, 09:58:04 am »

Too long on youtube
my record is broken by
another poster

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #171 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:14:54 am »

Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #172 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:39:37 am »

Y T M N D
Cannot work with safari
Very sad is me

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #173 on:** March 18, 2008, 12:24:15 pm »

Alas! Poor Tom, wahhh!
This is truly tragedy
Y T M Now Dies

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #174 on:** March 18, 2008, 03:56:30 pm »

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on March 18, 2008, 01:07:55 pm

Quote from: Lit_of_Fey on March 18, 2008, 11:14:54 am
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha

Lily you have an
Addiction. Please stop and come
back to the real world

...the world of spamming,
late night posting, image links
and over-quoting!

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #175 on:** March 20, 2008, 03:19:06 am »

Quote from: TomtheFanboy on March 18, 2008, 03:56:30 pm

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on March 18, 2008, 01:07:55 pm
Quote from: Lit_of_Fey on March 18, 2008, 11:14:54 am
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha

Lily you have an
Addiction. Please stop and come
back to the real world

...the world of spamming,
late night posting, image links
and over-quoting!

Emo haiku
By: Lit_of_fey

Whatever. "Real World"
I scoff at it's pointlessness
It's broken UGH.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #176 on:** March 20, 2008, 02:02:20 pm »

The Apostrophe
It weeps and longs to be free
of the possessive

Invader spleen · « **Reply #177 on:** March 20, 2008, 08:33:43 pm »

Acting class is fun
I helped some techies put a
Dragon together

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #178 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:45:30 am »

Final Fantasy:
Unlimited for the win!
Anyone seen it?

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #179 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:13:02 am »

Quote from: EveofAbyss on March 21, 2008, 08:45:30 am

Final Fantasy:
Unlimited for the win!
Anyone seen it?

Unlimited had
good chocobos and a Cid
but it was too weird

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #180 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:16:47 am »

Indeed, it was strange,
But I just cannot deny
How much I like it.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #181 on:** March 22, 2008, 10:52:56 am »

Miniature Bro-
Comes to stay with me. Wahoo!
There will be much fun.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #182 on:** March 23, 2008, 04:21:26 pm »

Got to guide around
big man in bunny costume
children loved bunny

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #183 on:** March 24, 2008, 08:35:28 am »

This weekend I gamed with a lady who said this was her favorite haiku on the internet;

Where is my g-spot?
It is not in the garage.
Hand me a Ho-Ho.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #184 on:** March 25, 2008, 01:13:11 am »

hehee Tom you Crazay
Work tomorrow: The Library
Guh anxiety

Invader spleen · « **Reply #185 on:** March 25, 2008, 02:28:13 pm »

Spoilers are icky
you shall never reveal
the wondrous plot.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #186 on:** March 26, 2008, 03:13:33 am »

Hooray for new patch!
My lag is banished HUZZAH!
I may now geek out :3

laurifer · « **Reply #187 on:** March 26, 2008, 09:31:45 pm »

I am super bored.
There isn't much to do, really.
"What to do?" I ask.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #188 on:** March 27, 2008, 08:11:42 am »

Since this thread has been
active for several days
with no posts, also

because we have done
staff permission changeover
we're locking this thread.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #189 on:** April 02, 2008, 08:04:36 pm »

My first haiku
I really hope it is right
Wikipedia

Invader spleen · « **Reply #190 on:** April 02, 2008, 08:13:46 pm »

You were missing one
Syllable there, syd dearie.
On the first line there.

But other wise, syd
It was a correct haiku.
Aren't these things funky?

Syd-chan · « **Reply #191 on:** April 02, 2008, 09:24:40 pm »

Though I heard somewhere
That in Japan the i counts
As a syllable

Though can it be wise
To trust Wikipedia
Which people edit?

Man, are they funky
The first time that I saw these
I was so confused

Invader spleen · « **Reply #192 on:** April 03, 2008, 04:25:42 pm »

Maybe in Japan
i would be a syllable.
But I do not know.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #193 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:46:23 pm »

I have deja vu
I think that I heard this same
argument before

Invader spleen · « **Reply #194 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:50:43 pm »

Deja vu is quite
interesting, don't you think?
It happens a lot. XD

DancingTofu · « **Reply #195 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:30:50 am »

The Kut-Ku is slain.
For I am a great Hunter.
Now give me money.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #196 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:49:36 pm »

Trident tropical
flavored gum is really good.
I want some right now.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #197 on:** April 05, 2008, 08:04:30 pm »

I wish I had gum
My cold makes my nose stuffed up
It makes me so mad.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #198 on:** April 05, 2008, 08:37:13 pm »

Well on accident
I swallowed my gum. Yucky.
Good luck with your cold.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #199 on:** April 06, 2008, 09:29:22 pm »

Poor Invader Spleen
Oh noez! She swallowed her gum
Arg, school tomorrow

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Author Topic: The haiku thread (Read 51452 times)