Author Topic: The haiku thread (Read 46803 times)

Invader spleen · « **Reply #200 on:** April 06, 2008, 10:18:13 pm »

I have to do my
scene in acting class. Oh my.
I hope I do well.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #201 on:** April 07, 2008, 07:27:57 am »

It is far better
drama on the stage than to
have drama elsewhere

Invader spleen · « **Reply #202 on:** April 07, 2008, 09:39:20 pm »

I agree, it is.
But sadly I failed the scene.
Worst run-through we did.

It just had to be
the time we performed where we
screwed up on it all.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #203 on:** April 09, 2008, 10:04:51 pm »

How did you do bad?
I mean, you got the part, right?
ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS!

Invader spleen · « **Reply #204 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:54:14 pm »

It was for a class.
you do a scene no matter
what with someone else.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #205 on:** April 16, 2008, 06:39:42 am »

Aw, poor Invader
Ha, my stage fright is so bad.
It's very cold here....

X.X

Syd-chan · « **Reply #206 on:** April 16, 2008, 05:36:49 pm »

Touche, O Mustash.....
When did you become a mod?
Got a new job yet?

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #207 on:** April 16, 2008, 11:25:34 pm »

Mustash thought that he
would be my replacement mod
but I am still here

Invader spleen · « **Reply #208 on:** April 17, 2008, 04:02:09 pm »

The yummy sandwich
With all of it's turkey meat,
makes me smile with joy.

: )

Syd-chan · « **Reply #209 on:** April 18, 2008, 09:32:27 pm »

Tomorrow, hooray!
The Sakura Fesitival
There, I'll meet Megan.

Is that how's it's spelled?
There's so many, many ways.
She'll be Kakashi.

I'll be Sakura.
The three eleven version
It's of the manga.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #210 on:** April 18, 2008, 10:35:36 pm »

I want to go to
the Sakura Festival.
I hope you have fun.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #211 on:** April 24, 2008, 10:22:28 am »

The weather was weird
I hope that I can go to
KumoriCon Lite

Invader spleen · « **Reply #212 on:** April 24, 2008, 08:49:29 pm »

Kumoricon will
almost for sure quite a bit
warmer than comfort.

(It was last year. XP)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #213 on:** April 25, 2008, 06:37:32 am »

I am frustrated
not lonely, it is because
of the ones I love

megchan · « **Reply #214 on:** April 26, 2008, 02:16:24 pm »

This were wonderfully written for me, but not by me...

Your heart is a trap.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I love you, Ackbar.

I AM A GOLD DROID
I LOVE YOU, R2-D2
BWOOP BEEP BWOOP BWOO BWERR

Invader spleen · « **Reply #215 on:** April 26, 2008, 02:18:34 pm »

I have some kool-aid.
It is very yumminy
Do you want kool-aid?

megchan · « **Reply #216 on:** April 26, 2008, 06:56:49 pm »

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on April 26, 2008, 05:58:37 pm

Quote from: megchan on April 26, 2008, 02:16:24 pm
This were written for me, but not by me...

Your heart is a trap.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I love you, Ackbar.

Hrm... This looks strangely familiar...

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on April 16, 2008, 03:55:22 pm
You all just lost the game, my Haiku is superior:

Your heart is a trap.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I love you, Ackbar.

I got there first! HAH!!!

You totally effing stole that!!! You didn't even credit someone else

megchan · « **Reply #217 on:** April 26, 2008, 09:05:36 pm »

Bri wrote that haiku.
Plagiarism is not right!
Go D I A F.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #218 on:** April 26, 2008, 11:22:15 pm »

I just had a thought.
It was very perplexing.
Hmm... this is quite strange.

megchan · « **Reply #219 on:** April 27, 2008, 11:00:08 am »

Never slept enough.
Morning shifts are the devil.
Going to waffle.

Lily · « **Reply #220 on:** April 27, 2008, 04:03:54 pm »

Written by some senior citizens today (with help from Lily...)

May

Mother’s Day flowers
Gentle winds and spring baskets
Poles, ribbons and dance.

Garden

Dirt, shovel, seeds, plant
Fertilize, water, shoots, weeds.
Beautiful flowers.

Music

Joyful rhythmic voices
Inspiring, serene, soothing
Soulful, stirring hymn.

Grandmas

Loving, understanding
Baking, family stories
Advice and baby sitting.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #221 on:** April 27, 2008, 09:32:10 pm »

zeppy has my life
by a power cord you see
that's why I am dead

Invader spleen · « **Reply #222 on:** April 27, 2008, 09:44:32 pm »

I have a muffin.
it is chocolate flavored.
But I need good milk!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #223 on:** April 28, 2008, 05:49:50 am »

Juice of the Jamba
a tasty treat for breakfast
but mine is frozen

Invader spleen · « **Reply #224 on:** April 28, 2008, 07:42:50 pm »

I had some good gum.
Best gum I have ever had.
Tasted like smarties.

megchan · « **Reply #225 on:** May 28, 2008, 10:20:41 pm »

Never Kenshin skits:
Cosplay contest makes me gag.
I should be a judge.

Daxe · « **Reply #226 on:** June 26, 2008, 07:36:30 pm »

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they dont make sense
refridgerator

Invader spleen · « **Reply #227 on:** June 26, 2008, 09:44:18 pm »

This thread... it's alive?
That's pretty amazing, yeah.
Yay for arcade games.

Kanmu · « **Reply #228 on:** July 20, 2008, 09:41:14 pm »

Unsure of Cosplay
Decided to volunteer
A Maid for a day

rosebride17 · « **Reply #229 on:** July 21, 2008, 11:00:08 pm »

here's something I wrote
a haiku 'bout the glomp queen
from kumo 07

Panties that are blue
Everytime she glomps someone
I get a nice shot X3

Invader spleen · « **Reply #230 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:41:46 am »

I have a question.
Who was the glomp queen that was
at kumo 07?

megchan · « **Reply #231 on:** July 28, 2008, 07:06:18 pm »

Second job is fine;
Employee discount is great.
Bought cute new cake pans.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #232 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:27:47 am »

I have got a lov-
ely bunch of coconuts
doodely doo doo

laharlsama · « **Reply #233 on:** July 29, 2008, 11:07:27 pm »

i killed a man

he had a wife and two kids

i slept very peacefully

DancingTofu · « **Reply #234 on:** July 30, 2008, 12:07:12 am »

4-7-7,
Is not haiku you moron.
You make me cry bludd

[Steve's a friend; I wouldn't talk like that to a stranger]

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #235 on:** July 30, 2008, 01:18:11 am »

A haiku can be
An easy thing to make so
Please don't mess it up.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #236 on:** August 01, 2008, 02:58:03 am »

---
Is pronounced as follows:
hyphen dash hyphen.

By that argument,
the three lines above these three
are surely haiku.

Also, one should note:
"pronounced" has three accents,
thus three syllables.

megchan · « **Reply #237 on:** August 01, 2008, 03:12:56 pm »

Work drags on too long!
I'm hopped up on free coffee-
so office work sucks!

Invader spleen · « **Reply #238 on:** August 01, 2008, 03:24:02 pm »

I see some almonds.
They taunt me so with their crunch.
I should eat some now.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #239 on:** August 02, 2008, 04:45:28 pm »

The exotic gum
What flavors could these ones be?
Oh that? It's YOGURT!

(seriously, ew)

megchan · « **Reply #240 on:** August 06, 2008, 10:26:15 pm »

His swim trunks are gone
To Kumori he can't go
Dio is afraid

DancingTofu · « **Reply #241 on:** August 07, 2008, 08:18:50 pm »

MaxX Unlimited
Is a ridiculous song.
That makes babies cry.

StarryShay · « **Reply #242 on:** September 02, 2008, 08:30:39 pm »

A sea of Jello?
Gasp. Where can I find this sea?
Only in your dreams?

Prince Nori · « **Reply #243 on:** September 04, 2008, 01:14:51 pm »

Someone stole the spoons
as I'm about to eat soup.
Do I deserve this? D:

DancingTofu · « **Reply #244 on:** September 04, 2008, 04:53:02 pm »

I thought ramune
was really ramenade
ramen lemonade.

(I learned betterwise in 2006)

Chandra Nalaar · « **Reply #245 on:** September 06, 2008, 09:52:18 pm »

Light "L" Yagami
April 12, 2009
Death by L fangirls

(Yes, it's a haiku!
Read the date of death out loud,
and you'll see the truth.)

DancingTofu · « **Reply #246 on:** September 07, 2008, 10:27:46 pm »

[Ra-I-To is actually three syllables. . .]

Put the emphasis
on the correct syllable
or you will sound dumb.

Chandra Nalaar · « **Reply #247 on:** September 08, 2008, 02:16:04 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on September 07, 2008, 10:27:46 pm

[Ra-I-To is actually three syllables. . .]

Put the emphasis
on the correct syllable
or you will sound dumb.

Damn Grammar Nazis!
When I become the new God,
you will all be first!

DancingTofu · « **Reply #248 on:** September 08, 2008, 11:39:36 pm »

Where u @ brotha?
NA N SA I DE SU KA?
Questions are so cool.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #249 on:** September 10, 2008, 02:05:25 am »

Winning 101:
Do not lose the game ever.
Or you might not win.

News:

Author Topic: The haiku thread (Read 46803 times)