i've never been to the zoo
I have, & it's not much, just like kurosaki said.
- In the state of Alaska, it is illegal to push a moose out of an airplane.
- Cockfighting is legal in Louisiana.
Some stupid Washington state laws:
- X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
- All lollipops are banned.
- It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag (would Canada be okay?).
- People may not buy a mattress on Sundays.
- It is illegal to pretend one's parents are rich.
- You are not allowed to breastfeed in public (but I think that's gonna change soon).
- One may not spit on a bus.
- In the city of Bremerton, you may not shuck peanuts on the street.
- In the city of Lynden, dancing & drinking may not occur at the same establishment (I bet their proms are boring).
- In the city of Seattle, you may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
Some stupid Oregon state laws:
- Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk (Ha, they don't even yield to pedestrians using crosswalks!).
- One may not test one's physical endurance driving a car on a highway.
- It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
- Dishes must drip dry.
- A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.
- Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays (Good thing I'm a Washingtonian).
- It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
- One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing."
- Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
- In the city of
Eugene, it is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays
- In the city of
Beaverton, you must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.
- In the city of
Hood River, juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
- In the city of
Marion, you cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
