They should lower the minimum age to 16! Oh, oops wage! If you want more, go get a job that pays more. Otherwise you risk causing inflation, and thereby causing housing to fall, which in turn causes the rest of the market to crash, which leads to a recession, which means you're going to be lucky to land a minimum wage job. Besides, the illegals won't even work for that little anymore.
What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you get up and walk out on me?