^ okay time for a conversation!
Logan: You don't make sense.
ME: I'm a girl, of course I don't.
Logan: You're gonna make me cry!
ME: Good. Cry me a river, make it a big one, build me a bridge across, and then name the river after me.
Logan: Okay.
ME: ?
Logan: River of the Heartless B!*ch it is.
v Coka-cola or poison?