I actually read the entirety of Twilight so I can have a legitimate opinion on it.
The result: It was entertainingly awful. Delightfully so. Poorly written with a real bad sense of, you know, actual men. I'm happy I read it. I really am. If nothing else, the last book is awesomely bad. I highly recommend it if you want to be creeped out and laugh your butt off at the same time. I so hope they don't edit one thing during it. Not one thing.
I can give a synopsis if anyone wants one. I'll use bullet points!
Also, I really wouldn't want Goofy's fingers in my mouth. That's just creepy.