DMV took forever because they only had 3 people working there when I was there and the guy who was helping me took FOREVER. Seriously. He had to write four words and check three boxes, and it took 30 minutes in line and 20 minutes of talking to him to accomplish that. On top of that, he kept reading my DOB wrong. First reading 2/26, then 2/24, then finally 1/24. Then I sat waiting for another half hour a very unenthusiastic and unprofessional guy to press a button, give me a piece of paper, and tell me information I already knew.
On the bright side, I just paid an 8-year lease on my identity at a rate of just $4.52/year, which is slightly cheaper than a domain name.