wahhhhh a can of diet pepsi tried to kill me!!!!

[superjaz]

there i was in my own HOME no less when
*me* "dum de dum hmmm i iz hungery i wonder what is  in fridge?"
*opens door*
"ooo yum leftover chicken yay!!"
*reacheds for chicken wen all of a sudden! woosh!
a can of diet pepsi flew out and smashed right onto my left pointer toe!
wahhhhhh!!!
"the pain the ouchyess owie owie owie.... i want my kendo boyfriend!!!!! wahhhhhhh
snifff it reeeeeeallly hurt too tho i don't think its broken i hopeit will be better so ican play ddr at mini con

[totemo_oishii]

Oh no! I hope you're okay Jaz!

[superjaz]

HA! That's what you get for not drinking Diet Coke! It would have never tried to kill you!

but diet coke tastes like rat poisen

Oh no! I hope you're okay Jaz!

i think it fine just tender i think the fact that my feet are cold is keeping rhe swelling down

[jaybug]

I suppose it just wanted to go for a walk, but got a little too excited by someone being there, and it forgot its manners.

[corpsic beauty]

thus is the nature of diet coke.
it promises less calories and a slimmer figure,
but really?
it just wants to kill us all, as experienced by jaz today.
poor jaz.
maby you should take revenge by...
taking that can of diet evil-ness and...
instead of drinking it..
just pour it down the drain!!
it will teach that one and all of it's kind to
STAY BACK!
because we know we all prefer the origional and callorie filled cokes!

[babysugarbear28]

actually diet sodas with aspartame in them actually have alot of other ingredients in them that could very well cause side effects that we are unaware of and are acutally found in rat poison... lol *hugs* hope ya feel better soon

[laurifer]

fake suger = no good!

[Syd-chan]

OMG. 0.0 That same thing happened to me with a can of Coke. And I HATE Coke. Waaaay too thick.... -chokes on con flu and the thought of coke- But anyway, that's why I drink diet! But coke is trying to get its revenge....But it doesn't know that I have a rubber chicken! Oh, yeah!

[pieisexactlythree]

Yeah, skip all that crap and entertain yourself with fancy imported mineral waters.  The taste isn't important - what maters is the high brow caché of it!

[jaybug]

My water has enough arsenic in it to be required by the EPA to notify the public. And I was at the local watering hole a few days ago, and I noticed that they had hot water on top of the coffee maker, and it had crystals floating around in it. I asked if they had put something in the water, and they said no, it's just the way the water is. I thought, Hmmm, I think I know I am getting some minerals with drinking this stuff. Not as soft as most waters in the Willamette valley, eh?

[totemo_oishii]

HA! That's what you get for not drinking Diet Coke! It would have never tried to kill you!

but diet coke tastes like rat poisen

PFFT. XD

[superjaz]

My water has enough arsenic in it to be required by the EPA to notify the public. And I was at the local watering hole a few days ago, and I noticed that they had hot water on top of the coffee maker, and it had crystals floating around in it. I asked if they had put something in the water, and they said no, it's just the way the water is. I thought, Hmmm, I think I know I am getting some minerals with drinking this stuff. Not as soft as most waters in the Willamette valley, eh?

like lithia water in ashland?
has real lithia in it  it tastes foul

[babysugarbear28]

that fountain is so funny to make people drink out of

[superjaz]

that fountain is so funny to make people drink out of

yeah! if you take a drink you have to work hard at keeping a strait face

[jaybug]

That's sulfur compounds in Lithia water, and probably lithium. Good for all the manic depressives down there.

[babysugarbear28]

indeed because i went there in junior high for the shakespeare days and we were told to try it... lolz then the next year we went a group of us older kids told the younger ones to try it XD