well, this L got alot of glomp abuse, but that's not really a horror story.
probably the most horrific thing that happened to me was... well, a turk-chick tried to kiss me... because she really thought i was a boy? and i mean, she'd glomped me a bit before, so i was down with that, but kissing... :/ (also, i think she was aiming for the mouth, not the cheek >.o)
and then later on that evening i was playing dead-L on the square cushion across from the cafe thing, and man-chi came by *twice* and kissed me on the forehead. i was too tired/sore/dead at that point to really do anything (and he seemed harmless), but it was still weeeeeeeeeeeird.