Hi, I'm dancingtofu, and I'm addicted to dancing. And tofu! I like to dance. It makes my body feel like air. Solid, carbon-based air. Like tofu, it's so light and nothinglike. Until you fill it with tasty things, like dancing. I like dancing. It makes my soul leap with pleasure, just like tofu. I eat tofu 17 times a day to keep my deltoids in shape. Deltoids are a neglected muscle, but any true dancer knows that they're vital, just like tofu is to a healthy diet. ANY healthy diet. Oh, and eggs have lots of cholesterol; cholesterol makes you dead. But I'm really healthy from dancing and tofu, so I'm not dead, even though I eat 50 eggs a day, isn't that weird? I like how when you dance, it's like the world's spinning around. It's like ecstasy, without the high, or the holes in your brain, or the potential of killing yourself without realising it until the next morning. You know, ecstasy is white, like tofu, which is made from curdled soymilk, kind of like cheese, that's why I'm also "Soymilk Charlie". You know, I heard you liek mudkipz. Have you ever had a wet dream about a pokemon? I have, because it was dancing, but it doesn't exist, not even in the games, because it's a tofu pokemon, and it has the colour change ability, just like a piece of tofu, because it's a tofu pokemon, and I get horny when it dances. What makes you horny? I'm not coming off too strong, am I? I just wanted some tofu; I'm okay without the SEX and ROLLERCOASTERS, if you don't want to, but if so, give me a call some time. I don't have a phone. Actually, I have several, but you only know how to call them if you're special, or if I spontaneously pm'd you and told you to come dance with me some time, then we could go get some tofu. I can't stop typing because my wrists melted to my laptop. That's unfortunate, if you ask me, but it means you can spend ALL NIGHT LISTENING TO ME! THAT'S WONDERFUL! WE SHOULD DANCE TO SOME TECHNO OR SOMETHING! Actually, you can't listen to me, unless you follow through on that and call me and dance with me and we get some tofu together, then you can listen to me. WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME YET YOU DON'T LOVE ME IS IT TRUE OH MY GAWD. I'm going to dance until I forget. Oh, that reminds me of a song I like called "dancing all alone". It's on DDR 5th mix, which we don't have in oregon anymore, so I need to go to Washingtofu to play it now. That's a shame, real shame. I know this hawt chick who's gonna do a cover of that song with me though. Actually, I haven't asked her if she will yet, but I'll convince her by dancing (naked) if she refuses initially. OH MY **** WHAT'S THAT BUTTON DO?!
