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Offline DancingTofu

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In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« on: September 20, 2007, 11:25:06 pm »
This topic is looking at you!

Post soviet pocky club/Russia/Oceania/whatev stuff here.  Make it epic.

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2007, 02:38:03 am »
Pocky is double plus good.

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2007, 07:40:53 am »
In Soviet Pocky Club, pocky munches you!


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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2007, 09:44:38 am »
Double non-quack!

In Pocky Club, everyone gets to taste Pocky of different flavors.

In Soviet Pocky Club, everyone has to taste the same stick of Pocky!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2007, 10:05:28 am »
ewww pocky cooties
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2007, 11:00:15 am »
Pocky has always been at war with Yan-Yan.

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2007, 11:41:42 am »
Pocky has always been at war with Yan-Yan.
yan yan just not so good too easy to eat all that yummy choco goo goo i tell you gooo!!!!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2007, 11:05:16 pm »
* puts on a bad fake russian accent*

In Pocky club they give out free pocky.

In soviet Pocky club they club you with pocky!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2007, 12:45:35 am »
In Soviet Pocky Club, Kumoricon preregisters to go to you!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2007, 11:20:37 am »
In Soviet Pocky Club, Kumoricon preregisters to go to you!
EPIC WIN!!!

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2007, 12:12:18 am »
In soviet Pocky Club, Harry Potter posts spoilers of YOU! (Tofu dies pg 3402)
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2007, 09:59:48 am »
Pocky has always been at war with Yan-Yan.

Pocky has always been at war with Pepero.

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2007, 06:24:21 pm »
Do nerds need Pocky protectors?
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2007, 07:00:46 pm »
*rofl* that was really bad Jaybug. But so funny *rofl*

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2007, 12:41:38 am »
In Soviet Pocky Club, you get voted onto the island.

In Soviet Pocky Club, you don't let anyone know you have any Pocky. "Pocky, what Pocky? I have not Pocky in my pants pockets."

In Soviet Pocky Club, they make rockets, and bridges, and airplanes, out of Pocky sticks that have had the chocolate licked off.

In Soviet Pocky Club, Pocky only comes in black and white, not color.

In Soviet Pocky Club, Pocky is eaten with a spoonful of preserves.

In Soviet Pocky Club, Pocky is kept warm in a samovar.


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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2007, 10:54:42 pm »
"In Soviet Pocky Club, spaceship lifts you!" [Iodaskovik]

"In Soviet North Korea, iceskating move executes you!" [Blades of Glory ref.]
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2007, 01:52:02 am »
Hooray for postponing homework 'til the last minute.

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2007, 07:56:47 am »
In Soviet Internet, cat puts captions in your photo!

In Soviet 4chan, you flame yourself!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2007, 11:13:47 am »
Jay, format is "In Soviet Russia, X Y's YOU!!!"

Tom, Did you see the lolcat, wheren a cat is biting a guy's foot, with the caption, In Soviet North Korea, cat eats YOU!

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2007, 02:46:47 pm »
In Soviet Algebra, X divides by U!  :D
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2007, 03:26:11 pm »
In Soviet Internets, Goatse dude is traumatized by YOU!

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2007, 04:29:13 pm »
In Soviet Internets, Goatse dude is traumatized by YOU!

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2007, 08:15:36 pm »
Good thing my ex-wife doesn't read this, she'd kill me for this stuff.

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2007, 12:05:23 pm »
In Soviet Pocky Club, Catgirls steal your Pocky.
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2007, 08:08:55 pm »
I guess we are living in Soviet Pocky club then, 'cause isn't that the normal modus operendi of catgirls everywhere?
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2007, 10:54:12 pm »
In Soviet Motherf***ing Planes, these motherf***ing snakes are tired of YOU!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2007, 08:18:54 am »
I guess we are living in Soviet Pocky club then, 'cause isn't that the normal modus operendi of catgirls everywhere?


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In Pocky Club, catgirls give you Pocky. Duh.

Just because you have catgirls stealing your Pocky doesn't mean anything about the rest of us. You proably have CatbuglerGirls
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2007, 07:07:44 pm »
In Soviet Ground Kontrol, blocks stack you!

In Soviet Avalon, combos break you!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2007, 11:16:23 pm »
In Soviet DDR, arrows step on you.

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2007, 11:58:24 pm »
In Soviet Dance Dance Revolution, perhaps.

But in Soviet Double-Data Rate, load-times complain about you.

And in Soviet Developers RLTY, stocks trade you!

But most importantly, in Soviet Deutsche Demokratische Republik (which was an actual component of the Soviet Union), the government pays taxes to you!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2007, 10:37:32 pm »
In Soviet Midgar, Deepground shoots YOU!

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2007, 05:24:27 pm »
In soviet pocky club you NEVER talk about pocky club.

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2007, 11:28:12 pm »
In Soviet Kumoricon, normal people glomp you!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #33 on: October 13, 2007, 11:34:14 pm »
In soviet kumoricon YOU lift the elevators :o
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2007, 11:35:53 pm »
In Soviet Elevators, door holds open YOU!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2007, 11:45:14 pm »
In soviet anywhere ramune pounds YOU on the head and removes your marble to drink your sweet juices.
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #36 on: October 14, 2007, 12:02:54 am »
In Soviet Internets, CP posts you!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #37 on: October 14, 2007, 02:06:56 am »
In Soviet Joust, Shadow Lord knocks ostrich off of YOU!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2007, 02:46:32 am »
In soviet kumoricon YOU lift the elevators :o
In Soviet Kumoricon, the escalators ride- (Wait, that's starting to sound dirty)

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #39 on: October 14, 2007, 08:11:36 am »
At Soviet convention, otaku gets hotel-funk.


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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2007, 10:15:20 am »
In soviet WoW alliance WINS arathi basin battlegrounds! XD (on destromath server)
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2007, 11:13:12 am »
In Soviet Anime, 9000 is OOOOVER YOUUUU!!!!!!!

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2007, 11:00:37 pm »
Sig figs are the devil. That and stoichiometry. Variance and standard deviation are about to go on my hit list, too D:<

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2007, 11:49:05 pm »
In Soviet Calculus, ∞ approaches complex value u!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2007, 05:55:27 pm »
In soviet soda, Dew does you.

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2007, 08:13:34 pm »
In Soviet Morrowind, rebellious NPC's kill you!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2007, 09:06:32 am »
In Soviet Shroedinger's Box, YOU exist in a quantum state!
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2007, 05:27:07 pm »
In soviet college, classes take you for credit.

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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #48 on: October 16, 2007, 09:18:41 pm »
In Soviet Highschool, the future focuses on you! (There's a course at my school called future focus which is the obligatory boring class that everyone takes as a sophomore)
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Re: In Soviet Pocky Club. . .
« Reply #49 on: October 16, 2007, 10:06:11 pm »
In Soviet AP European History, chapter summaries write YOU!