Author Topic: In Soviet Pocky Club. . . (Read 15573 times)

DancingTofu · « **on:** September 20, 2007, 11:25:06 pm »

This topic is looking at you!

Post soviet pocky club/Russia/Oceania/whatev stuff here. Make it epic.

One of my friends':
In Soviet Oceania, TV watches you! (1984 referrence)

reppy · « **Reply #1 on:** September 21, 2007, 02:38:03 am »

Pocky is double plus good.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #2 on:** September 21, 2007, 07:40:53 am »

In Soviet Pocky Club, pocky munches you!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #3 on:** September 21, 2007, 09:44:38 am »

Double non-quack!

In Pocky Club, everyone gets to taste Pocky of different flavors.

In Soviet Pocky Club, everyone has to taste the same stick of Pocky!

superjaz · « **Reply #4 on:** September 21, 2007, 10:05:28 am »

ewww pocky cooties

reppy · « **Reply #5 on:** September 21, 2007, 11:00:15 am »

Pocky has always been at war with Yan-Yan.

superjaz · « **Reply #6 on:** September 21, 2007, 11:41:42 am »

Quote from: reppy on September 21, 2007, 11:00:15 am

Pocky has always been at war with Yan-Yan.

yan yan just not so good too easy to eat all that yummy choco goo goo i tell you gooo!!!!

Naleh · « **Reply #7 on:** September 21, 2007, 11:05:16 pm »

* puts on a bad fake russian accent*

In Pocky club they give out free pocky.

In soviet Pocky club they club you with pocky!

DancingTofu · « **Reply #8 on:** September 22, 2007, 12:45:35 am »

In Soviet Pocky Club, Kumoricon preregisters to go to you!

pieisexactlythree · « **Reply #9 on:** September 22, 2007, 11:20:37 am »

Quote from: DancingTofu on September 22, 2007, 12:45:35 am

In Soviet Pocky Club, Kumoricon preregisters to go to you!

EPIC WIN!!!

DancingTofu · « **Reply #10 on:** September 23, 2007, 12:12:18 am »

In soviet Pocky Club, Harry Potter posts spoilers of YOU! (Tofu dies pg 3402)

TanisNikana · « **Reply #11 on:** September 23, 2007, 09:59:48 am »

Quote from: reppy on September 21, 2007, 11:00:15 am

Pocky has always been at war with Yan-Yan.

Pocky has always been at war with Pepero.

jaybug · « **Reply #12 on:** September 23, 2007, 06:24:21 pm »

Do nerds need Pocky protectors?

Malachi_Lestat · « **Reply #13 on:** September 23, 2007, 07:00:46 pm »

*rofl* that was really bad Jaybug. But so funny *rofl*

jaybug · « **Reply #14 on:** September 25, 2007, 12:41:38 am »

In Soviet Pocky Club, you get voted onto the island.

In Soviet Pocky Club, you don't let anyone know you have any Pocky. "Pocky, what Pocky? I have not Pocky in my pants pockets."

In Soviet Pocky Club, they make rockets, and bridges, and airplanes, out of Pocky sticks that have had the chocolate licked off.

In Soviet Pocky Club, Pocky only comes in black and white, not color.

In Soviet Pocky Club, Pocky is eaten with a spoonful of preserves.

In Soviet Pocky Club, Pocky is kept warm in a samovar.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #15 on:** September 25, 2007, 10:54:42 pm »

"In Soviet Pocky Club, spaceship lifts you!" [Iodaskovik]

"In Soviet North Korea, iceskating move executes you!" [Blades of Glory ref.]

Negima · « **Reply #16 on:** October 08, 2007, 01:52:02 am »

Hooray for postponing homework 'til the last minute.

On Soveit KumoriCon Forums, Spam posts you.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #17 on:** October 08, 2007, 07:56:47 am »

In Soviet Internet, cat puts captions in your photo!

In Soviet 4chan, you flame yourself!

pieisexactlythree · « **Reply #18 on:** October 08, 2007, 11:13:47 am »

Jay, format is "In Soviet Russia, X Y's YOU!!!"

Tom, Did you see the lolcat, wheren a cat is biting a guy's foot, with the caption, In Soviet North Korea, cat eats YOU!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #19 on:** October 08, 2007, 02:46:47 pm »

In Soviet Algebra, X divides by U!

pieisexactlythree · « **Reply #20 on:** October 08, 2007, 03:26:11 pm »

In Soviet Internets, Goatse dude is traumatized by YOU!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #21 on:** October 08, 2007, 04:29:13 pm »

Quote from: pieisexactlythree on October 08, 2007, 03:26:11 pm

In Soviet Internets, Goatse dude is traumatized by YOU!

WIN

jaybug · « **Reply #22 on:** October 08, 2007, 08:15:36 pm »

Good thing my ex-wife doesn't read this, she'd kill me for this stuff.

In Soviet elevators, the elevators push your buttons.

In Soviet hardware stores, the light bulbs screw you.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #23 on:** October 09, 2007, 12:05:23 pm »

In Soviet Pocky Club, Catgirls steal your Pocky.

jaybug · « **Reply #24 on:** October 09, 2007, 08:08:55 pm »

I guess we are living in Soviet Pocky club then, 'cause isn't that the normal modus operendi of catgirls everywhere?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #25 on:** October 09, 2007, 10:54:12 pm »

In Soviet Motherf***ing Planes, these motherf***ing snakes are tired of YOU!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #26 on:** October 10, 2007, 08:18:54 am »

Quote from: jaybug on October 09, 2007, 08:08:55 pm

I guess we are living in Soviet Pocky club then, 'cause isn't that the normal modus operendi of catgirls everywhere?

9_9
In Pocky Club, catgirls give you Pocky. Duh.

Just because you have catgirls stealing your Pocky doesn't mean anything about the rest of us. You proably have CatbuglerGirls

DancingTofu · « **Reply #27 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:07:44 pm »

In Soviet Ground Kontrol, blocks stack you!

In Soviet Avalon, combos break you!

Negima · « **Reply #28 on:** October 10, 2007, 11:16:23 pm »

In Soviet DDR, arrows step on you.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #29 on:** October 10, 2007, 11:58:24 pm »

In Soviet Dance Dance Revolution, perhaps.

But in Soviet Double-Data Rate, load-times complain about you.

And in Soviet Developers RLTY, stocks trade you!

But most importantly, in Soviet Deutsche Demokratische Republik (which was an actual component of the Soviet Union), the government pays taxes to you!

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #30 on:** October 12, 2007, 10:37:32 pm »

In Soviet Midgar, Deepground shoots YOU!

Wow, that was really bad and very Final Fantasy oriented. *Headdesk* I need to stop doing that.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #31 on:** October 13, 2007, 05:24:27 pm »

In soviet pocky club you NEVER talk about pocky club.

In soviet DDR sweat drips YOU onto the dance mat.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #32 on:** October 13, 2007, 11:28:12 pm »

In Soviet Kumoricon, normal people glomp you!

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #33 on:** October 13, 2007, 11:34:14 pm »

In soviet kumoricon YOU lift the elevators

DancingTofu · « **Reply #34 on:** October 13, 2007, 11:35:53 pm »

In Soviet Elevators, door holds open YOU!

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #35 on:** October 13, 2007, 11:45:14 pm »

In soviet anywhere ramune pounds YOU on the head and removes your marble to drink your sweet juices.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #36 on:** October 14, 2007, 12:02:54 am »

In Soviet Internets, CP posts you!

DancingTofu · « **Reply #37 on:** October 14, 2007, 02:06:56 am »

In Soviet Joust, Shadow Lord knocks ostrich off of YOU!

Negima · « **Reply #38 on:** October 14, 2007, 02:46:32 am »

Quote from: Lit_of_Fey on October 13, 2007, 11:34:14 pm

In soviet kumoricon YOU lift the elevators

In Soviet Kumoricon, the escalators ride- (Wait, that's starting to sound dirty)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #39 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:11:36 am »

At Soviet convention, otaku gets hotel-funk.

In Soviet MMRPG, you lag the server!

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #40 on:** October 14, 2007, 10:15:20 am »

In soviet WoW alliance WINS arathi basin battlegrounds! XD (on destromath server)

Negima · « **Reply #41 on:** October 14, 2007, 11:13:12 am »

In Soviet Anime, 9000 is OOOOVER YOUUUU!!!!!!!

laurifer · « **Reply #42 on:** October 14, 2007, 11:00:37 pm »

Sig figs are the devil. That and stoichiometry. Variance and standard deviation are about to go on my hit list, too D:<

DancingTofu · « **Reply #43 on:** October 14, 2007, 11:49:05 pm »

In Soviet Calculus, ∞ approaches complex value u!

majinekochan · « **Reply #44 on:** October 15, 2007, 05:55:27 pm »

In soviet soda, Dew does you.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #45 on:** October 15, 2007, 08:13:34 pm »

In Soviet Morrowind, rebellious NPC's kill you!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #46 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:06:32 am »

In Soviet Shroedinger's Box, YOU exist in a quantum state!

majinekochan · « **Reply #47 on:** October 16, 2007, 05:27:07 pm »

In soviet college, classes take you for credit.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #48 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:18:41 pm »

In Soviet Highschool, the future focuses on you! (There's a course at my school called future focus which is the obligatory boring class that everyone takes as a sophomore)

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #49 on:** October 16, 2007, 10:06:11 pm »

In Soviet AP European History, chapter summaries write YOU!

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