Author Topic: SAY almost ANYTHING WE WANT TO! (Read 2539462 times)

laurifer · « **Reply #2450 on:** July 28, 2008, 02:58:31 am »

I'm just trying to get you to feel comfortable around me so I can have more opportunities shank you

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2451 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:00:05 am »

I'm debating whether I should say what I thought as I read that or not.

'cause it's pretty lol.

But would probably get me curbstomped.

laurifer · « **Reply #2452 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:01:42 am »

Hahaha I think I know what you're trying to say. But this shanking involves a knife

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2453 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:04:58 am »

Well no, it wasn't nearly that suggestive, but close.

laurifer · « **Reply #2454 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:08:25 am »

Okay then maybe I was overthinking it

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2455 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:11:13 am »

Basically, I was just going to say that seduction is a great way to assassinate someone. (I was just going to use more vulgar terms)

laurifer · « **Reply #2456 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:17:07 am »

Ahhhh okay

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2457 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:19:19 am »

If you want more platonic methods of getting me comfortable enough for a clean assassination, let me know and I'll give you some suggested protocols.

laurifer · « **Reply #2458 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:28:50 am »

wow i don't even know what to say to that

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2459 on:** July 28, 2008, 08:50:33 am »

Don't worry; most people wouldn't.

laurifer · « **Reply #2460 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:57:35 pm »

I think I'm addicted to Calorie Mate

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #2461 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:47:11 pm »

I feel like I missed something.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #2462 on:** July 28, 2008, 03:49:30 pm »

I just began Phase 1 of a new evil plan.
MAWAHAHAHA!

laurifer · « **Reply #2463 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:36:36 pm »

Quote from: TomtheFanboy on July 28, 2008, 03:49:30 pm

I just began Phase 1 of a new evil plan.
MAWAHAHAHA!

Oh no!

3 hour naps never do me any good.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2464 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:24:23 pm »

You're supposed to do 20-minute naps.

SageBell · « **Reply #2465 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:25:41 pm »

omg omg omg omg. *excited*

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2466 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:27:53 pm »

I just lost the game.

Neko_Chan · « **Reply #2467 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:59:05 pm »

i hate people that cause excessive dramaaa uuughh

laurifer · « **Reply #2468 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:06:17 am »

Quote from: DancingTofu on July 28, 2008, 10:24:23 pm

You're supposed to do 20-minute naps.

I know that's what I was aiming for

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #2469 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:14:38 am »

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #2470 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:20:17 am »

IT'S AMAYA! GET IT? AMAYA! NOT SCARLET MARIE PASSMORE, GODDAMMIT!
I...
AM...
AMAYA!!!

risotto · « **Reply #2471 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:56:55 am »

The bug bites on my feet are itchy like hell. ><

laurifer · « **Reply #2472 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:03:49 am »

Quote from: risotto on July 29, 2008, 12:56:55 am

The bug bites on my feet are itchy like hell. ><

OMG I hate mosquito bites D:

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2473 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:22:27 am »

Quote from: laurifer on July 29, 2008, 12:06:17 am

Quote from: DancingTofu on July 28, 2008, 10:24:23 pm
You're supposed to do 20-minute naps.

I know that's what I was aiming for

That said, I once did 9 20-minute power naps in a night and felt like COMPLETE AND UDDER **** afterwards.

laurifer · « **Reply #2474 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:27:13 am »

Quote from: DancingTofu on July 29, 2008, 01:22:27 am

Quote from: laurifer on July 29, 2008, 12:06:17 am
Quote from: DancingTofu on July 28, 2008, 10:24:23 pm
You're supposed to do 20-minute naps.

I know that's what I was aiming for
That said, I once did 9 20-minute power naps in a night and felt like COMPLETE AND UDDER **** afterwards.

Yeah that happens...well, totemo and I took 3 20-minute power naps in our last day in Japan cos we were gonna pull all nighters...and it worked well cos I totally crashed on the plane (for some reason it didn't work for totemo)

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2475 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:29:31 am »

Maybe it's because I was busy trying not to rape my friend. (we were sleeping in the same bed and he kept shoving his butt into my groin area while he slept, so I wound up getting 15 minutes of power and 5 minutes of nap each time.

laurifer · « **Reply #2476 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:32:52 am »

All right, whatever you say haha

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2477 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:40:56 am »

His girlfriend specifically told me I couldn't buttseckz him that night before she went to work, and he was sleeping.

laurifer · « **Reply #2478 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:50:01 am »

Hungry

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2479 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:58:56 am »

GO GET FOOD I DID AND LOOK AT ME I'M STILL COOL

laurifer · « **Reply #2480 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:13:30 am »

I don't know what there is to eat, though D:

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2481 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:14:57 am »

My leg is in the fridge behind the orange juice. You're welcome to it.

laurifer · « **Reply #2482 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:17:00 am »

I don't have any orange juice. You've got the wrong house, man

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2483 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:18:20 am »

OH.

That explains a lot.

Did you still want that leg?

laurifer · « **Reply #2484 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:28:59 am »

No...the family's dog probably got to it already

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #2485 on:** July 29, 2008, 06:40:47 am »

3000+ normal post victory lap!

BTW, There's a bunch of people on the boards this summer who are spamming other sections and then baarrrrrrely getting back on topic to keep the thread going.
>_>
I'm onto you people. Raising your post count by pretending to be on topic.
<_<

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2486 on:** July 29, 2008, 11:34:16 am »

Yeah, I'm guilty of a bit of that, but most of my posts are in gaming (over 40% of my posts not on the spam boards) and all of those are legit.

Kimiski · « **Reply #2487 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:32:23 pm »

Xellos arrives tomorrow in Slayers Revolution!!!

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #2488 on:** July 29, 2008, 09:15:38 pm »

I wish I had something to look forward to between now and Saturday.

risotto · « **Reply #2489 on:** July 29, 2008, 11:34:54 pm »

My internet crashed as I was about to bid on a costume on ebay 4 minutes before it was about to end. LIFE IS NOT FAIR T_T

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2490 on:** July 29, 2008, 11:58:40 pm »

Quote from: totemo_oishii on July 29, 2008, 09:15:38 pm

I wish I had something to look forward to between now and Saturday.

I'm leaving for a week on friday.

laurifer · « **Reply #2491 on:** July 30, 2008, 01:13:31 am »

Quote from: DancingTofu on July 29, 2008, 11:58:40 pm

Quote from: totemo_oishii on July 29, 2008, 09:15:38 pm
I wish I had something to look forward to between now and Saturday.
I'm leaving for a week on friday.

We're not going to miss you

I'm kidding.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2492 on:** July 30, 2008, 01:16:12 am »

Quote from: laurifer on July 30, 2008, 01:13:31 am

Quote from: DancingTofu on July 29, 2008, 11:58:40 pm
Quote from: totemo_oishii on July 29, 2008, 09:15:38 pm
I wish I had something to look forward to between now and Saturday.
I'm leaving for a week on friday.

We're not going to miss you

I'm kidding.

Actually, that's the response I was looking for lol. I love joking about how nobody likes me and I might as well crawl under a rock and get impregnated by a 30-year-old man 'cause I'm just an ugly slut with no future.

laurifer · « **Reply #2493 on:** July 30, 2008, 01:17:29 am »

Quote from: DancingTofu on July 30, 2008, 01:16:12 am

Quote from: laurifer on July 30, 2008, 01:13:31 am
Quote from: DancingTofu on July 29, 2008, 11:58:40 pm
Quote from: totemo_oishii on July 29, 2008, 09:15:38 pm
I wish I had something to look forward to between now and Saturday.
I'm leaving for a week on friday.

We're not going to miss you

I'm kidding.
Actually, that's the response I was looking for lol. I love joking about how nobody likes me and I might as well crawl under a rock and get impregnated by a 30-year-old man 'cause I'm just an ugly slut with no future.

Aren't you a sad kid *patpat*

Hungry...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2494 on:** July 30, 2008, 01:20:19 am »

I've got smorish things. Want to come get some?

laurifer · « **Reply #2495 on:** July 30, 2008, 01:24:23 am »

I would if I had a car

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2496 on:** July 30, 2008, 01:25:38 am »

I probably wouldn't let you in; my mom would start suspecting me of having a life if I let some girl inside, took her to my room, and "gave her smores" to "satisfy her hunger"

You know?

laurifer · « **Reply #2497 on:** July 30, 2008, 01:32:56 am »

Wait...why are those in quotation marks?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2498 on:** July 30, 2008, 01:34:30 am »

Because that's how my mom would hear it.

laurifer · « **Reply #2499 on:** July 30, 2008, 01:35:48 am »

rushure?

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Author Topic: SAY almost ANYTHING WE WANT TO! (Read 2539462 times)