Some chocolate. I would KILL for some chocolate right now. And someone to finish these government notes that put my brain on its deathbed anyway... xD
Okay, I'll need your address, phone number, social security number, paypal password, GPS Coordinates as of Thursday, February 17th at 15:07 EST, and a white envelope labeled "D:"
(btw, just in case people decide to freak out, I'm joking--I don't think it's legal to mail chocolate, and I know it's not legal to actually obtain and use half the information I just asked for without proper licensing, or a warrant.)
That said, good luck with your chocolate!