dare you to post on the forums that Amy is your sidekick in your journey to defeat the evil overlord, Chicken Butt, known through all the land as CatchxMe~
In the dark moonless skys of eligoor there came a light rumbling up the forbidden hills of ragnook falls..
slowly the intrepid pair made their way out of the tomb.
"it appears the dragon's nest DIDN'T hold the key to the emperors castle!" groaned Argus impatiently "Two hours of wading through gargantuan dragon excrement and nothing!"
"I thought it was a nice bonding experience.." whispered a small voice from behind a rock. "i really missed our times in knights training learning mastery of the sword and having to pick up after the horses." The small figure reveals herself from behind the rock brushing brown spattered gold coins from the hem of her battle skirt. Her companion reels at the smell and gags at the memory of Arms Master Ronkus' harsh training.
"Now m'lady shall we check the next legend?" mumbled amy as she revealed a map that had clearly been tucked in a rather inappropriate place. unrolling the map she pointed to an empty spot on the map with a stylized skull stamped on it. "to devils ridge to find the key pieces to the lair of the dark sorceress to then defeat her, lessening his spell on raven's rook castle?"
"why are you repeating our mission over again? i'm not a farmhand anymore! this noble knight remembers her duties and carries them out to..." the leader brushes more 'mud' off her sleeves, "yuck.. to their absolute ends..."
"My apologies M'lady, i just got caught up in the romance and mystery of it." amy mumbled to herself.
"What romance can be found covered in poop? your so weird amy!" the knight tousles amys hair......
end fanfic
thoughts?