So, I talked to my grandma today. She's nuts.
See fer yerself. XD
Mom: Hailey, Grandma wants to talk to you.
Me: Kay. *grabs phone* Hi Grandma.
Grandma: Hi Hailey, I need your help.
Me: With?
Grandma: Well, I need to know how to make a fan page for Winnie. See she has her own e-mail address and everything and I tried to make her a facebook page but it says you have to be 13 and older, but Winnie’s 12. And I saw you had one for Jinx and, I want one too.
Me: Um, okay, go to something you’re a fan of.
Grandma: *pause* Mhm.
Me: Are you there?
Grandma: No, I’m not near the phone.
Me: Grandma, you’re talking on the phone.
Grandma: *proceeds to crack up laughing* You’re hahaha going to make me peeeeee hahahahaha.
Me: I didn’t make you do anything. O.o
Grandma: Okay I made it.
Me: What?
Grandma: I made it to the bathroom.
Me: Please tell me you’re not talking to me while you’re going to the bathroom.
Grandma: Mhm, I’m on the pot.
Me: Grandma?
Grandma: Yes?
Me: I’m going to go finish my paper, kay? I’ll talk to you later, bye.
Grandma: Okay bye, tell me later okay??
Me: Okay grandma.