I made an awesomely bad pun earlier today.
Cat is running around the house all crazy.
Me: Man, that cat is nuts!
Older Brother: Yep. He's been driving me crazy at night when I try to sleep. I sure hope Santa brings him a scratching post!
I let of a moment of silence pass..
Me: Santa...
CLAWS.
Much lulz were had.
In fact, I think today was a good day for lulz in general. I was going through this girl's line at work, and we always give each other a hard time. So I walk up from behind and I'm like "GOSH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES AND YOU CASHIERS ARE JUST OVER HERE TALKING."
So she runs over to help me and another cashier comments on how quick she was help me. "IT'S BECAUSE HE NEVER COMES THROUGH MY LINE!"
So I shot back, "Psh! I always do! And .. you know what? Whatever! I got my hair cut AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!"
Her and the cashier that was about to take her place almost fell over laughing. Then she said, "Okay, you win this time.."