Sentences I have completely botched this week:
(While talking about Fondue for Two with a friend)
Me: It's like the Glee version of passion mosters... uh...
Friend: Potion Master's?
Me: .... Yeah, that.
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Sister: I need to give the cat revolution, hold her, she gets mad.
Me: Yeah I don't know why they get so upset about zits....
Sister: Zits?
Me: Uh, I mean fleas.
Sister: Right, fleas.
Me: Well really though, you'd think they'd like not having flits... I mean zits... I mean fleas, dammit!
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Mom: So what vegetables do you want with dinner?
Me: Well I think we still have some marshmallo-broccoli.
*Hopes she didn't notice*
Mom: So marshmallows are vegetables now? Good to know.
Me: >.> Yeah, so, broccoli?
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(Singing along to the radio in the car)
Me: Seagulls (Song said "She goes"... I don't even know, okay?)... Haha, wow did I just say seagulls?
Mom: Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything but, wow.
Me: So we'll just pretend that didn't just happen okay?
Mom: Yeah right.