DUMB LAWS!!! ONE PER STATE!!! I WANNA TEST THESE OUT!!! (Not really, but it could be fun... maybe...) (BTW, I am not, by any means, advising others to commit illegal acts, so don't do it).
Alabama - It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
Alaska - Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
Arizona - Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Arkansas - A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
California - It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado - One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Connecticut - It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Delaware - It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Florida - It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Georgia - It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy."
Hawai'i - Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Idaho - You may not fish on a camel's back, or a giraffe's.
Illinois - Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
Indiana - Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes.
The value of Pi is 3.2, and not 3.1415.
It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears. (Sorry, they just had too many good ones...)
Iowa - A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Kansas - The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
Kentucky - One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
Louisiana - Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
Maine - To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
Maryland - It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Massachusetts - An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
Quakers and witches are banned.
Bullets may not be used as currency.
An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns. (More multiples...)
Michigan - It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
Minnesota - A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
Mississippi - It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.
Missouri - It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
Montana - It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
Nebraska - It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
Nevada - Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
New Hampshire - If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.
New Jersey - It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. (Dr. House...?)
New Mexico - You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.
New York - You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
On a side note, It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing," but she may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
North Carolina - Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.
North Dakota - One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.
Ohio - It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
Oklahoma - Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
OREGON - Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (SCREW YOU, OREGON! I'M GONNA DO THIS!!!)
Pennsylvania - Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
Rhode Island - It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
South Carolina - It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
The drinking age on Furman University campus is 60 years old.
South Dakota - It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee - An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."
Texas - It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Utah - It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
Vermont - All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.
Virginia - It is illegal to tickle women.
It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.
WASHINGTON - It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday. (I can't even count how many times I've violated that one...)
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
Persons may not wear a life jacket near the Spokane River.
West Virginia - It is illegal to snooze on a train.
No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
Wisconsin - It is illegal to play checkers in public.
Curious, if women are not allowed to wear anything red in public, what about when the Milwaukee Brewers are hosting the Cincinnati Reds, or the Green Bay Packers hosting the Washington Redskins?
Wyoming - You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
