o.o Holy crap. I'm glad you're fine anyway.....That WTF thing reminds me of a story....[/reminiscing....]
Ok, so my friend Ren [Ren+Pocky on here] was over at my house and we were downstairs in the bookroom-turned-computer-room. So, Ren belches REALLY loud. Like...It's shaken some stuff before. Like an earthquake.
So, I was typing on the computer and she was sitting down beside me, leaning over my shoulder right next to my ear. All of a sudden, without ANY warning [I swear to God, she didn't even take a breath] she belches SO loud I thought it was a frickin' bomb! So, she burps and we're both silent for probably a thousandth of a second[I think my mind had to figure out wtf just happened....], and then I just lean over, cover my ears with my hand, squeeze my eyes shut and just scream as loud as I can for about five seconds. [It was a rather girly and high scream...Just like in the horror movies when the first person to die is the girl, lol]
Oh, and the entire time I'm screaming, Ren is just looking at me going, "Um....Excuse me, but WTF?". So, I finally stop screaming long enough to realize what just happened. So, I told Ren that I thought she was a bomb...
She looks a little proud, but then I say, "I had absolutely no frickin' idea what the hell was happening, Ren!!! All I know is that I thought we were being bombed and I absolutely had no idea what to do! All I thought about was screaming!" Ren: "Oh, THANKS! It's nice to know that if someone bombs us, your last thoughts will be, "Gotta scream, gotta scream, gotta scream...."
So, voila. My story.