No Mustash, see, it doesn't sound to bad in MY department. We're all techies helping people fix photoshop files. The other departments will crush your could as you edit website advertisements, do customer service for unpopular online games, do tech support for low end PCs, or maybe even do technical support for digital cable. We even have a team doing support for paper products. I am very lucky to be in my department, we have the only Macs in the building.
As for stealing my Mac, ha! As if you could get past our crack team of Wackenhut security guards.
Yes that is the company's real name.