OK, I know you all love making fun of the rich people but if I was some sort of software billionaire who wanted to marry a gal, I think that would be an awesome way to propose. don't think of it as 1.4 million dollars worth of dessert, think of it as $1,399,994.00 worth of GIANT PINK DIAMOND RING with a side of $6 dessert.
Although you do get to keep the set of crystal that comes with the port as well, that's a bottle (or decanter) and at least two crystal glasses to drink from. So after your body is done with the dessert you still have some nice leftovers.